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	<title>Comments on: Go Ask Alice&#8230; If Buffy Is Delusional</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6371</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone with a screen name of "SMGisthebest" just commented on the YouTube version of this post:  "Fuck you!"

How great is that? I got a comment from Sarah Michelle Gellar!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone with a screen name of &#8220;SMGisthebest&#8221; just commented on the YouTube version of this post:  &#8220;Fuck you!&#8221;</p>
<p>How great is that? I got a comment from Sarah Michelle Gellar!</p>
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		<title>By: Captain Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6253</link>
		<dc:creator>Captain Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:43:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Snorg must be the bitch of the ironic t stores if they can't afford a decently hot young lady.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snorg must be the bitch of the ironic t stores if they can&#8217;t afford a decently hot young lady.</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Cooper</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6133</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P.S. It clearly says on the Snorg girl's t-shirt "I have the Body of a God." Are you calling her shirt a liar, Brenda? (If so, I believe the shirt can sue you in the U.K.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P.S. It clearly says on the Snorg girl&#8217;s t-shirt &#8220;I have the Body of a God.&#8221; Are you calling her shirt a liar, Brenda? (If so, I believe the shirt can sue you in the U.K.)</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Cooper</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6132</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 18:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm still holding out for &lt;i&gt;Cruel Intentions II: Just Girls Kissing&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still holding out for <i>Cruel Intentions II: Just Girls Kissing</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: rev.felix</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6120</link>
		<dc:creator>rev.felix</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll get the EMT's.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll get the EMT&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>By: apocowarg</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6098</link>
		<dc:creator>apocowarg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 13:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feed her a mixture of cocaine and laxatives. She 's gonna be a star!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feed her a mixture of cocaine and laxatives. She &#8217;s gonna be a star!</p>
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		<title>By: Brenda</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6080</link>
		<dc:creator>Brenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry huffing paint does not for a coherent comment make. Wallsy is nothing short of brilliant; obviously those obscene smileys are the comedy/tragedy mask symbol torn in half to show his subtle yet powerful commentary on the state of the video game movie industry. Shame on you for suggesting otherwise.  Now someone please feed the snorg girl, seriously, I’m worried about her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry huffing paint does not for a coherent comment make. Wallsy is nothing short of brilliant; obviously those obscene smileys are the comedy/tragedy mask symbol torn in half to show his subtle yet powerful commentary on the state of the video game movie industry. Shame on you for suggesting otherwise.  Now someone please feed the snorg girl, seriously, I’m worried about her.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6072</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brenda? Are you referring to my crap or Wallsy's crap? And what's the crap part?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brenda? Are you referring to my crap or Wallsy&#8217;s crap? And what&#8217;s the crap part?</p>
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		<title>By: Brenda</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6071</link>
		<dc:creator>Brenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please feed your load of crap to the anorexic girl in the pantsless snorg ad.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please feed your load of crap to the anorexic girl in the pantsless snorg ad.</p>
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		<title>By: Wallsy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/23/go-ask-alice-if-buffy-is-delusional/#comment-6068</link>
		<dc:creator>Wallsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brilliant. :-)

Also, I hope that movie never gets made. While a good movie adaptaion of Alice would be fantastic, such a thing seems highly unlikely, particularly with Buffy playing Alice. Even if they got someone the right age and appearance, video game movies are never good. :-(</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brilliant. <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Also, I hope that movie never gets made. While a good movie adaptaion of Alice would be fantastic, such a thing seems highly unlikely, particularly with Buffy playing Alice. Even if they got someone the right age and appearance, video game movies are never good. <img src='http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':-(' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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