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Awesome Video Of The Day
An Interesting Response
This video is pretty average in a lot of ways - there are about a billion videos of people punching each other in the face on YouTube - but it does have one redeeming factor: it marks the first time in recorded human history that somebody has responded to a punch in the face with the phrase “Ah, fuck - I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
Not in TOTAL human history, mind you; with over 6 billion people on our planet, I’m pretty sure there are a handful of people out there who, after being punched in the face, have turned around in disbelief and said, “Ah, fuck - I can’t believe you’ve done this.” I’d estimate that it’s happened around 14 times in a handful of different languages, but never before has there been a camera around to document it. This 11 second-long video marks the very first time that it’s been recorded for posterity’s sake, so don’t write this off as another typical dude-gets-punched-in-the-face-on-YouTube video. It might be a video of a dude getting punched in the face, but it’s also historically significant.
You know - because the guy says “Ah, fuck - I can’t believe you’ve done this.”
Incidentally, this particular blog post is historically significant in a very similar way: it marks the first time anyone on the internet has said “barnacle shuffle” or “King Tut’s balls.” What do I win?
January 21st, 2008 at 12:15 pm
FIRST!
January 21st, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Congratulations, Someguy. I hope you get a day off in comemoratrion of your achievement.
I can’t help but wonder… why do people hang out with guys that are prone to punching them in the face for no reason? Have you no real friends?
January 21st, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Maybe, rather than hanging out with guys that are prone to punching him in the face, he is just a guy who is prone to being punched in the face for no reason.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Ah fuck, I can’t believe I’ve done this
January 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
There must be a RickRoll in here somewhere… and I’m not falling for it.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I felt like punching him in the face to be perfectly honest.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
And here we have rare footage of Micheal Swaim, at home, practicing for his next hilarious video blog.
January 21st, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Micheal is the one in the black shirt.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
So you use firefox.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Yes, Grimm, I use firefox. Secrets of the Cracked bloggers revealed!
I’d also like to add for the record that “King Tut’s dick” was already taken.
January 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
According to the search, you haven’t said “king tut’s balls” either, although I can clearly see … hmmm …
January 21st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Hey, this was on collegehumor.com ages ago. Still brings a laugh.
January 21st, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Check out 4andahalfterrorists.com
or on youtube
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 am
I normally read the blurb before watching the video, and as soon as I saw the phrase “I can’t believe you’ve done this” I immediately knew the person in the video would be British.
That is all.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
I want to thank you Ross for causing me to have the phrase “King Tut’s balls” in my head
all …. day….. long. Barnacle shuffle not so much.
February 10th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
This is a funny ass article in regards to fucking idiots-
http://www.digg.com/environment/Here_s_a_Big_Middle_Finger_to_those_of_you_who_Drive_Hybrids_2/