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	<title>Comments on: Elevating The Discourse One Video At A Time: The Friday Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Derheadhunter</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-48071</link>
		<dc:creator>Derheadhunter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Zoos should be fired. They’re like animal prisons we take our kids to."

 Are you that stupid? Let me explain. Zoos are more of a homeless shelter for animals because either 1) they are not able to survive in the wild because they have a deformity or sickness and 2) their mama's were hurt by meany poachers. So taking your kids to these zoos is what helps to pay for the costs of keeping the animals healthy and safe. Have you ever seen an animal that was sick in a zoo and was not getting constant medical treatment? I didn't think so. Oh and you're also notedly a douchebag for having said "Zoos should be fired" idiot... "fired"??!!??!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Zoos should be fired. They’re like animal prisons we take our kids to.&#8221;</p>
<p> Are you that stupid? Let me explain. Zoos are more of a homeless shelter for animals because either 1) they are not able to survive in the wild because they have a deformity or sickness and 2) their mama&#8217;s were hurt by meany poachers. So taking your kids to these zoos is what helps to pay for the costs of keeping the animals healthy and safe. Have you ever seen an animal that was sick in a zoo and was not getting constant medical treatment? I didn&#8217;t think so. Oh and you&#8217;re also notedly a douchebag for having said &#8220;Zoos should be fired&#8221; idiot&#8230; &#8220;fired&#8221;??!!??!!</p>
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		<title>By: Derheadhunter</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-48070</link>
		<dc:creator>Derheadhunter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Asking why the orang learned to do that is like asking why a dog learned to lick itself, cause it fucking can.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Asking why the orang learned to do that is like asking why a dog learned to lick itself, cause it fucking can.</p>
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		<title>By: RH</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-44373</link>
		<dc:creator>RH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 05:18:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That isn't a monkey; it's an ape.  You should have learned the difference between monkeys and apes when you were nine.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That isn&#8217;t a monkey; it&#8217;s an ape.  You should have learned the difference between monkeys and apes when you were nine.</p>
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		<title>By: Ray</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-44211</link>
		<dc:creator>Ray</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's not O.K.?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s not O.K.?</p>
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		<title>By: Lynnele</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-41389</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynnele</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think that this video should be deleted off of youtube! its so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!! ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think that this video should be deleted off of youtube! its so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!! ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Findlay</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-35570</link>
		<dc:creator>Findlay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm actually wondering if the ape could do that forever or whether it would have to sweat some of it out eventually...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m actually wondering if the ape could do that forever or whether it would have to sweat some of it out eventually&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: norak</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-16211</link>
		<dc:creator>norak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It is horrifying to think some depraved human taught the ape to do this in order to amuse idiots.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is horrifying to think some depraved human taught the ape to do this in order to amuse idiots.</p>
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		<title>By: Lara</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12614</link>
		<dc:creator>Lara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm guessing  that orang otans name is Ghandi</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m guessing  that orang otans name is Ghandi</p>
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		<title>By: The Monkey(not)</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-12406</link>
		<dc:creator>The Monkey(not)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was nice. the monkey just needs some more water in his system...he'd be a fountain...sit there all day...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was nice. the monkey just needs some more water in his system&#8230;he&#8217;d be a fountain&#8230;sit there all day&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/elevating-the-discourse-one-video-at-a-time-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-10832</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the question is not WHY the monkey would learn to do that, but WHERE?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the question is not WHY the monkey would learn to do that, but WHERE?</p>
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