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The End Of The Internet: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

by Ross Wolinsky

Awesome Video Of The Day

Live Action Garfield

I spend a lot of time here on the Cracked Blog making fun of stuff. Sometimes I make fun of idiots who genuinely deserve ridicule. Other times it’s people who probably didn’t really deserve it, people who innocently put themselves out there on the internet and happened to look kind of stupid at the same time. Does that make me a jerk? No - that makes me a BLOGGER. People looking stupid is what fuels the internet’s hilarity engine, okay? You know how they say you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs? Well you can’t make an internet without crushing a few souls, either.

But today is different! Today’s video is too special to make fun of, and the guys who made it are way too awesome to berate. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for LasagnaCat.com.

I’m not totally sure why someone decided to recreate Garfield strips in live action, but they sure did a good job! From the obsessive-compulsive attention to detail (even the background shading matches), to the ridiculous music videos, these clips just melted my face off with their brilliance.

They also make me a little bit nervous, though. Is this going to be the next big internet thing? Are people going to start making bizarre live action recreations of Dilbert and Cathy now? That would be okay for a while, but I’m worried that after it got old everyone would be like “Well, that was deranged - I can’t think of anything else” and the internet would be over. How can anything possibly top this?

I predict that by April the entire web will consist of eBay, Amazon, LasagnaCat and a handful of “MILF” porn sites.

Oh - and Cracked.com, of course. Only by April, Cracked.com will be a “MILF” porn site.

16 Responses to “The End Of The Internet: The Daily Nooner (EST)!”

  1. aldo kelrast Says:

    there’s already “live action” mary worth on the youtubes, at least there used to be. look it up professional blogger!

  2. Michael Swaim Says:

    Those were so good. Watched the whole series. Their short films are meh (for me), but the Jim Davis tributes pure briliance.

  3. glendoor42 Says:

    So what day in April is the change to the Milf site going to occur? Is there going to be a monthly charge? Are you going to offer three day passes? If there are changes how will they be billed to my credit card or will it still look like the cost of my Cracked subscription is still being taken out? Will it be a recurring charge or a one time fee? By Milf I hope you mean mothers I’d like to fuck not morons I’d like to fuck, featuring naked pictures of the
    Cracked staff because the only two of you that are remotely cute is that Justine chic and Swaim wearing his QE11 tits. I hate Garfield. I like to put that cat down.

  4. Ross Wolinsky Says:

    There will be a press release that will answer all of your question, glendoor42. Keep an eye out.

  5. glendoor42 Says:

    I await with bated breath and KY in hand.

  6. Vimmy Says:

    Haha… “Bated” breath…

    And MILF is obviously Mailmen I’d Like to Fuck.

  7. glendoor42 Says:

    Depends on the mailman, or more correctly mail person.

  8. Ross Says:

    As a mailman, and a rather sexy one at that, I’d like to see that website in action.

    Not that I picture my colleagues naked or anything.

  9. Vimmy Says:

    Mailman fetishists are a prominent subculture, and if you disagree with me I will make a Wikipedia article to prove my point.

    Ohh yeah, put that flag down, put that fuckin flag down…

  10. Ross Says:

    Yeah, because people are all over me on my route.

    I think it’s the bag, it turns them on.

  11. Beppo Says:

    Chicks dig the uniform

  12. kingmonkey Says:

    Live action Cathy comics? That would be the most pathetic and whiney thing ever. On the plus side, Chris Crocker’s not doing anything these days… I think he’d be a shoe-in for the role.

  13. Allister McBurton Says:

    I’d like to see live action Garfield without the words, as that’s the only way to make normal Garfield funny. It goes from being “a little retarded” to “vaguely surrealist.”

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  15. Page Davis Says:

    Page Davis…

    I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….

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