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	<title>Comments on: Stand In The Place Where You Were Supposed To Sit (For Jury Duty&#8230; And Then Leave)</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: wapSpawFoge</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/stand-in-the-place-where-you-were-supposed-to-sit-for-jury-duty-and-then-leave/#comment-12280</link>
		<dc:creator>wapSpawFoge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 11:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Cooper</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ian Cooper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God, I grin like a loon when someone makes a Slaughterhouse 5 reference.

So it goes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God, I grin like a loon when someone makes a Slaughterhouse 5 reference.</p>
<p>So it goes.</p>
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		<title>By: Rebigdiculous</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/stand-in-the-place-where-you-were-supposed-to-sit-for-jury-duty-and-then-leave/#comment-5508</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebigdiculous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't worry about the South defending Athens. We quit claiming the city in the early nineties. I think that it is technically Tralfamadorian at this point.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t worry about the South defending Athens. We quit claiming the city in the early nineties. I think that it is technically Tralfamadorian at this point.</p>
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		<title>By: Vimmy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's the "c" in "court". I'm guessing that you spent years of research frequenting raves and gay bars harassing asking gay men about their favorite part of the male anatomy, cross-referenced the data, and came up with the gayest way possible to say a hard "c".

Props.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the &#8220;c&#8221; in &#8220;court&#8221;. I&#8217;m guessing that you spent years of research frequenting raves and gay bars harassing asking gay men about their favorite part of the male anatomy, cross-referenced the data, and came up with the gayest way possible to say a hard &#8220;c&#8221;.</p>
<p>Props.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:41:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh and just so you can sleep tonight, the accent was fine. Micheal Stipe doesn't sound like he's from Athens. As a matter of fact I think you captured Micheal's voice quite well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh and just so you can sleep tonight, the accent was fine. Micheal Stipe doesn&#8217;t sound like he&#8217;s from Athens. As a matter of fact I think you captured Micheal&#8217;s voice quite well.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vimmy, you made my day. The reason I decided to keep the vid was because of the way "no more court" came out at the very end. I couldn't do that again if I tried.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vimmy, you made my day. The reason I decided to keep the vid was because of the way &#8220;no more court&#8221; came out at the very end. I couldn&#8217;t do that again if I tried.</p>
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		<title>By: Vimmy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vimmy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For some reason I couldnt stop from laughing. Just something about the way he said "no more court". And besides hating Michael Stipe (I'm a big REM fan), I couldn't agree with glendoor more. Except I haven't gotten a chance to accuse Swaim of incestuous necropedabestiality.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For some reason I couldnt stop from laughing. Just something about the way he said &#8220;no more court&#8221;. And besides hating Michael Stipe (I&#8217;m a big REM fan), I couldn&#8217;t agree with glendoor more. Except I haven&#8217;t gotten a chance to accuse Swaim of incestuous necropedabestiality.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I heard that the Church of Scientology tried to get my video off of YouTube too. Not because it was offensive to Scientologists, but because it is quite simply the stupidest thing i've ever done.

Fortunately, for all of us, Stipe just doesn't have Cruise's juice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard that the Church of Scientology tried to get my video off of YouTube too. Not because it was offensive to Scientologists, but because it is quite simply the stupidest thing i&#8217;ve ever done.</p>
<p>Fortunately, for all of us, Stipe just doesn&#8217;t have Cruise&#8217;s juice.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was funny. But I am alarmed. Somehow the Cracked Bloggers have managed to read my mind today and blog about things foremost in my frontal lobes. Like how I hate Micheal Stipe, Tom Cruise, Scientology and Garfield. Also things dear to my heart, like Milf sites.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was funny. But I am alarmed. Somehow the Cracked Bloggers have managed to read my mind today and blog about things foremost in my frontal lobes. Like how I hate Micheal Stipe, Tom Cruise, Scientology and Garfield. Also things dear to my heart, like Milf sites.</p>
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