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	<title>Comments on: MacWorld rumour update: Apple to release Apple-branded products? The shocking truth contained within!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 00:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/15/macworld-rumour-update-apple-to-release-apple-branded-products-the-shocking-truth-contained-within/#comment-5681</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh,..... no I'll just take your word on that. Thanks anyway though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh,&#8230;.. no I&#8217;ll just take your word on that. Thanks anyway though.</p>
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		<title>By: ass_master3000</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/15/macworld-rumour-update-apple-to-release-apple-branded-products-the-shocking-truth-contained-within/#comment-5624</link>
		<dc:creator>ass_master3000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 16:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>np glendoor42...would you like to see my metal rod?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>np glendoor42&#8230;would you like to see my metal rod?</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/15/macworld-rumour-update-apple-to-release-apple-branded-products-the-shocking-truth-contained-within/#comment-5583</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey ass_master3000 , thanks for getting my back there, though I will admit to being just the slightest bit uncomfortable at having someone named well.....uh... ass_master3000 at my back.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey ass_master3000 , thanks for getting my back there, though I will admit to being just the slightest bit uncomfortable at having someone named well&#8230;..uh&#8230; ass_master3000 at my back.</p>
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		<title>By: ass_master3000</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/15/macworld-rumour-update-apple-to-release-apple-branded-products-the-shocking-truth-contained-within/#comment-5543</link>
		<dc:creator>ass_master3000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:54:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@The Faggot in Question:

You chose glendoor42 as the person to criticize for spelling/grammar? The guy is William Shakespeare compared to most people on the internet.  Who the fuck cares, as long as the meaning gets across?
It's not like this shit is being published.
Besides, it's onerous to constantly be diligent about your spelling and grammar, and while you might gauge from my (mostly) flawless use of the English language that I have a metal rod up my ass, I can assure you that for the most part I use 'u' instead of 'you', and other such shortcuts on a regular basis. btw, although it has nothing to do with language, I do in fact have a metal rod up my ass at the moment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@The Faggot in Question:</p>
<p>You chose glendoor42 as the person to criticize for spelling/grammar? The guy is William Shakespeare compared to most people on the internet.  Who the fuck cares, as long as the meaning gets across?<br />
It&#8217;s not like this shit is being published.<br />
Besides, it&#8217;s onerous to constantly be diligent about your spelling and grammar, and while you might gauge from my (mostly) flawless use of the English language that I have a metal rod up my ass, I can assure you that for the most part I use &#8216;u&#8217; instead of &#8216;you&#8217;, and other such shortcuts on a regular basis. btw, although it has nothing to do with language, I do in fact have a metal rod up my ass at the moment.</p>
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		<title>By: Some guy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Some guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:35:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm...I wonder when apple will "Reinvent the right mouse button"?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm&#8230;I wonder when apple will &#8220;Reinvent the right mouse button&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/15/macworld-rumour-update-apple-to-release-apple-branded-products-the-shocking-truth-contained-within/#comment-5400</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am using a mac at the moment and it&#38;*(&#38;^*%**functions @$%^$^^ perfectly )!)!)0101010101010101010101(((((^)%$^)^)%^^)% norma!L@)@!)!(!(. I don't&#38;@$&#38;YCGG see what!!#$#$*#*H you're/all.....................................on$#%%$ about.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am using a mac at the moment and it&amp;*(&amp;^*%**functions @$%^$^^ perfectly )!)!)0101010101010101010101(((((^)%$^)^)%^^)% norma!L@)@!)!(!(. I don&#8217;t&amp;@$&amp;YCGG see what!!#$#$*#*H you&#8217;re/all&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.on$#%%$ about.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
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		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I type like a chimp because I can only keyboard right handed. Not because I'm masturbating, but because I have 12 pins in my left arm and it's quite immobilized. When you get done grading my comments, please attach the final grade to my permanent record. 

Also, "Adv. 1. hugely - extremely; "he was enormously popular"
enormously, staggeringly, tremendously" .You like, he was hugely in need of a dictionary or thesaurus.

Finally, About the mac right mouse button, Wow, did not know that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I type like a chimp because I can only keyboard right handed. Not because I&#8217;m masturbating, but because I have 12 pins in my left arm and it&#8217;s quite immobilized. When you get done grading my comments, please attach the final grade to my permanent record. </p>
<p>Also, &#8220;Adv. 1. hugely - extremely; &#8220;he was enormously popular&#8221;<br />
enormously, staggeringly, tremendously&#8221; .You like, he was hugely in need of a dictionary or thesaurus.</p>
<p>Finally, About the mac right mouse button, Wow, did not know that.</p>
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		<title>By: Brentin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brentin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Am I the only one who was suprised to see that Chris Bucholz was still blogging?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Am I the only one who was suprised to see that Chris Bucholz was still blogging?</p>
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		<title>By: The Faggot in Question</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/15/macworld-rumour-update-apple-to-release-apple-branded-products-the-shocking-truth-contained-within/#comment-5394</link>
		<dc:creator>The Faggot in Question</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:31:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(not some - space) I'm a chimp also.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(not some - space) I&#8217;m a chimp also.</p>
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		<title>By: The Faggot in Question</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Faggot in Question</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:29:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who exactly taught glendoor42 how to write? Hugely? Why exactly did you bother to use that word.? It has no place in that sentence. And what about the extra space between some commas and no some between others. It would seem someone's chimp has gotten into the computer room again. Oh well... 
I'm guessing that the right mouse button on most of the macs you've tried didn't work because up till not too long ago, no mac mouse had a right mouse button. But again, you are a chimp, and chimps don't know all that much about computers anyway.
Dick!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who exactly taught glendoor42 how to write? Hugely? Why exactly did you bother to use that word.? It has no place in that sentence. And what about the extra space between some commas and no some between others. It would seem someone&#8217;s chimp has gotten into the computer room again. Oh well&#8230;<br />
I&#8217;m guessing that the right mouse button on most of the macs you&#8217;ve tried didn&#8217;t work because up till not too long ago, no mac mouse had a right mouse button. But again, you are a chimp, and chimps don&#8217;t know all that much about computers anyway.<br />
Dick!</p>
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