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The Coolest Kid In Melbourne
Remember that party you threw back in high school when your parents were out of town? That was pretty crazy, wasn’t it? Remember how your friend Todd’s older brother got you guys a bottle of Southern Comfort and a couple of 40s of Mickey’s with his fake ID? That was so awesome. And then remember when those three girls showed up with a six-pack of Zima, and then someone put sardines and ice cream in the blender together and dared your friend Tim to drink it, and then he threw up all over the living room carpet? You guys must’ve stayed up, what, until like 2 a.m.? Good times, man. Good times. That was fucking NUTS.
Well it might make a nice memory, anyway, but it turns out that your dinky little high school rager was totally lame - this kid is teaching the entire internet how to throw a proper high school kegger, and, more importantly, how to play it off like a total badass after you get caught. Between the open fur-lined sweatshirt, the nipple ring, the ridiculous sunglasses and the totally nonchalant attitude, I’d say this kid has a bright future ahead of him as a professional party promoter. That or an ecstasy burnout. Or both.
Doesn’t it kind of seem like the interviewer wants to laugh her ass off? She was probably there when it all went down, anyway. Australia is cool like that - the crappy TV reporters party with the high schoolers, the high schoolers throw rocks at the cops, and the cops fine the high schoolers’ parents $20,000. Toss in a few kangaroos and an AC/DC CD and you’ve got the Australian circle of life right there.
You know what? Fuck it - I’m moving to Melbourne.
January 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I don’t care how awesome this dude’s party was, it didn’t come close to Aaron’s Party…….. come and get it.
January 15th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Melbourne do have awesome parties. The last big one they had featured over 100,000 rednecks getting together in a big circular building and celebrating toothless men in vests knocking the crap out of each other.
Oh wait, that was the AFL Grand Final :s
Bollocks.
January 15th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
This one time, i was at a house party where there were like 4 girls!
I sat with one of them drinking smirnoff ice until 3 in the morning, and at the end of the night, as we curled up and went to sleep, i totally touched her bare shoulder.
Man, my friends were jealous. She hardly had any skin problems either.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
HOLY SHIT, JOSS! YOU ARE A FUCKING WILD MAN!
January 15th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
For those of you who don’t know A Current Affair picture a mix between Inside Entertainment and Fox news. It’s one of the worst rating and longest running tabloid journalism shows in Australias history. In fact just look up ‘What have we learnt from a current affairs’ on youtube.
January 16th, 2008 at 2:22 am
the kid in the video is a complete shit eater.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:48 am
This guy is a twat and the news reporter is one of the shittest interviewers I’ve seen. Probably becuase its summer TV and all the people with tallent (As much talent as a morely defunct A Current Affair reporter can have) are on holiday. I’m from melbourne and I can’t wait for the moment in like 6 years when I decide to stop in at a McDonald’s and see this wanker I can yell at him for not giving me two pickles evenly spaced in my Big Mac.
I love the way the reporter tried to do the “I’ll be all friendly with him so he lets his guard down, then turn on him and beat him into an apology!” sort of trick, despite even someone as stupid as he could see what she was doing.
On the note of the $20,000 fine though, it’s not like he invited them over to break shit, is it?
January 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am
I like how the teen kept refusing to take off his glasses. I mean, they are famous.
January 19th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I think if I held a party that involved K9 units and a police chopper, I’d be kinda flattered
January 20th, 2008 at 1:39 am
I like this kid… he actually is kind of badass. I mean, look:
“..and don’t you go and take a long hard look at yourself?”
“I have. Everyone has. They love it.”
Sounds like it’s out of a guns, explosives, and tits action movie, but this kid just blurted it out on the air while being interviewed live by a news station. A+
January 20th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Also, Joss is a PIMP.
That is all.
January 20th, 2008 at 3:34 am
Everyone please read Paul’s comment carefully. He is a typical aussie — from his lousy spelling, grammar, and sentence construction to his excuse that all the talented reporters were ‘on holiday’ cause it was warm outside.
Bless their stupid souls. It’s a good thing the ones with decent dentists are pretty….
January 20th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Hey brennie, aussie isn’t a word.
It’s actually Aussie, you know, capital A.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Eddie McDiarmid from Melbourne, the psychotic face-stabber, if you are reading this I am coming to get you.
January 20th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Hahaha thats some funny shiz. He reminds me of every 16 year old guy i know. You can tell his pretty popular at school from the size of his ego. But hmmm…. i think giving the bill to the parents is a bit much. They should find out who was causing the damage and make them pay.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Oh, I don’t think you guys got it.
Current Affair is actually a joke, satire, as it were. In fact, in 1998-…wait, what?
Oh my fucking god.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:16 am
the police went so overboard, i’m from melbourne and kids have partys all the time when the ‘rents go away, but they don’t get on the news.
April 26th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Well Sinead, are there usually $20,000 in property damages?