Drums, Rubik’s Cubes and Female Bodybuilders: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Awesome Video Of The Day
Bikini Body Builder Vs. Rubik’s Cube
Things got a little hectic last week. Between the heated debate over the merits of Guitar Hero and the public shaming of an awe-inspiringy douchey commenter (which backfired, incidentally), I slept for pretty much the entire weekend, waking occasionally to half-consciously eat stale crackers and play Halo 3. Needless to say it was an unbelievably restful weekend and I’m feeling completely recharged, but I’m still a little nervous. Last week showed me just how irritable you people can get, so I’m going to try my hardest not to post anything even marginally divisive this week.
That’s why I’m posting a video today of a female bodybuilder solving a Rubik’s Cube with a bunch of guys playing drums around her - as far as I can tell there’s nothing to really argue about. The guys play drums, the female bodybuilder solves the Rubik’s Cube, and that’s pretty much it. There isn’t really much open to interpretation here - except that part at the end, when she holds up the piece of paper that says “NEVER HIDE” on it. I don’t know what this says about me, but I actually thought that was actually the strangest part of the video. Then again, I solve Rubik’s Cubes with female bodybuilders on a semi-regular basis, so maybe that’s to be expected.
Whatever - I’m allowed to have a life outside of this blog, aren’t I?
January 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
if she’s so fucking strong then why doesn’t she pull all the pieces off and put them back on in the right places when no one’s looking (being a secret shame as it is) like normal people?
bodybuilders…
January 14th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
it doesn’t take a strong person to notice that the video was done backwards.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Maybe so, Jonboy, but that still doesn’t answer the main question I have: WHY?!
January 15th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Probably because Michel Gondry doesn’t simultaneously arouse me and threaten my masculinity.
January 15th, 2008 at 2:23 am
It was done backwards in relation to the statement Never Hide. Meaning you should hide. The bodybuilder represents strength while the Rubicks cube represents math. Meaning that math whizes will become strong. Who’s good at math? Computer hackers. How can you escape? By Always Hiding. AKA living off the grid. So this obviously means you should live off the grid as a hacker is getting the launch codes and/or getting all the governments information to have the world under his thumb. Off the grid however you will be safe.
January 15th, 2008 at 10:56 am
LoganB has shown me the light.
January 20th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Well, who doesn’t live in a cement filled bunker nowadays? I’ll tell you who. Freaks, biker gangs, and zombies, that’s who.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:05 am
LoganB.
Out. of. his. mind.