I would like to take this time to apologize for coming off as an asshole (though on some occasions I was doing it on purpose). I don’t apologize for spending my time learning as much as I can about any number of subjects and trying my best in whatever activities I have participated in: sports, school, music, whatever. If that makes me an asshole, then so be it. I only tried to provide good information with my own personal experience as validity (except in cases of speculation like the dinosaur stuff, but as I said Swaim is the expert at that).

Please don’t misconstrue this as being insult, because I’m not. I still think this post is hilarious. I also appreciate that I have almost 1000 views the song posted in this blog and several hundred between my other videos, which was the whole point of starting to post YouTube videos: share music to help others learn and learn from others. I do, however, concede that most everyone has stopped caring for (or didn’t care for from the start) my posts. I do find this somewhat humorous though. Because I will now only post anonymously, anyone who sounds remotely like me will be branded with responses like “ZOMG! IT’S NICK! HE’S SUCH A DOUCHE!” and that I think will be funnier to me than anyone else.

In any case, Cracked.com staff: Please continue with you work. Your site is one of the best humor sites around.

You can feel free to continue to insult now and I won’t post back to defend myself, so say whatever you wish. I harbor no ill will against anyone, so farewell and live long and prosper and such.

Regards,
-Nick

Ross apparently didn’t mind what I said on the martial arts discussion because he blaims Choocher as the downfall for “why we can’t have nice things”: http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/03/a-failed-experiment-zero-gravity-and-a-really-stupid-pair-of-scissors-the-daily-nooner-est/

Swiam is apparently the expert at T-rex’s because he answered all of our “how do you deal with a T-rex in this scenario” in his post here: http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/

And, the lot of you must really love Guitar Hero….

Good call Vimmy on Dwight Schrute. I didn’t know who he was so I looked him up on wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_Schrute The That really does sound a lot like me, but I’d've taken the pay raise.

Anyways, now it’s my turn to get picked on by the cracked staff, and I think it’s funny.

Also, is it possible to compile a huge list of all the facts bestowed unto us by he who is known as Nick? That would be awesome, but I’m too lazy to do it alone.