Comments on: SF Zoo Valiantly Fights Back Against Slain Tiger Attack Victim

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 02:13:05 +0000

Swaim is adorable! He thinks getting engaged is the key to frequent sex! Boy just wait til marriage and kids. Then you’ll be having sex NON-STOP.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:11:07 +0000

They taste like chicken or so according to the pc game I’ve been playing. Oh and being ugly
don’t have nothing to do with getting laid. Just look at Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, Ric O Casek, Lyle Lovett et al.

By: Vimmy

Vimmy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:19:55 +0000

But seriously, what’s the big deal with eating people? It’s less wasteful than just killing them, and they are tasty and delicious (or so I’ve heard)

By: Michael Swaim

Michael Swaim — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:24:02 +0000

I enjoy posters who sign their posts.

@ Andy Pants: I am engaged. Not saying I’m not ugly, just saying I get vagina regularly, so I don’t really care anymore.

By: Greggo

Greggo — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:12:32 +0000

Wonderful video.but I think the performer portraying Carlos is a Rhodes scholar compared to the real Carlos. Hey, tigers have to eat and what better food to eat than drunk , olive complected young men who want to fuck with a 400 pound tiger! Too bad the cat had to be killed! Greggo

By: Andy Pants

Andy Pants — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:42:14 +0000

I’m always pleasantly surprised by how ugly the cracked bloggers are.

Makes me feel better about myself.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:57:42 +0000

Mom, stop calling yourself Bacalao, and get off Swaim’s hog!, I mean blog.

By: Bacalao

Bacalao — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:31:21 +0000

Oh, Michael Swaim, deposit your seed inside of me.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:08:31 +0000

But is he really the monster? Those kids were drunk. They hardly make credible witnesses.

By: Vimmy

Vimmy — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:25:00 +0000

Fun Fact: Swaim touches children. And by “touches” I mean “puts his penis in”.