Comments on: Rudy Giuliani: A Protector Against All Evils

By: rev.felix

rev.felix — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 16:01:54 +0000

Evil robot monkeys? Bah. Jock itch? Unpleasent. Oprah breeding? *grabs Swaim’s shotgun*

By: Michael Swaim

Michael Swaim — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:29:52 +0000

What evil robot mokeys? I’m watching it right now and I don’t see–

*stunned silence, reaches for nearby shotgun, ends life in explosion of red mist and regret*

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:01:26 +0000

I think most of the public have been over sensitized to evil robot monkeys. I know I have.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:05:26 +0000

probably the fear erased the image, I get shakes just thinking of them

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:27:13 +0000

Jane, did you notice the evil robot monkeys?

By: jane

jane — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:20:33 +0000

. . . if you watch the spot closely . . . but that’s just the thing about commercials — people take away impressions from them, they don’t “watch them closely.” The impression is to appeal to our basest instincts. I am so so sick of him. Seven years of this crap, from the terrorists themselves, the Bush administration, then economic problems, etc etc. Doesn’t the guy get it? It’s gonna work against him.

By: Andy Pants

Andy Pants — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:32:45 +0000

Is admitting he approved that really a wise career move?

By: gladstone

gladstone — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:38:40 +0000

Yes Ross,

That or the ol’ Neville Chamberlain.

By: Ross

Ross — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:37:11 +0000

Also, tossing in an ending of a shot of a giant spider whilest screaming ‘the spider! Giant spider! Behind you! Arrrrgh.’

By: Ross

Ross — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:30:50 +0000

I’m glad we don’t have shits like Rudy Guiliani stirring up fear here. As proved in July, our response to terrorism is to headbutt it in the face.

Then kick it in the balls when it’s down and on fire.