Comments on: Rapping Leprechauns, Willow and a Terrifying Wedding Cake: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

By: runner-runner

runner-runner — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:41:45 +0000

If I’d been at that wedding, I’d have made sure I got a very specific slice of the cake, then bugged the groom for *hours* about how I ‘broke off a slice of his wife’s ass’ at her own damn wedding… ‘man it was so sweet sinking my teeth into…’ just keep at it and at it ’til someone punched me… they deserve nothing less really.

By: ladylark

ladylark — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:20:17 +0000

I actually watched Leprechaun in the Hood on a date. Seriously. While not the first sign the relationship was never going to go anywhere, it was a big part of what killed it.

That wedding cake had to cost a fortune. I also want to know where she got somebody to make it cause that’s just about the hardest thing I can imagine trying to build with cake.

By: FollicleMan

FollicleMan — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:20:23 +0000

You know what? If my career low is getting paid to be carried around by three hot women in matching tight outfits, that’d be A-OK by me.

Besides, doesn’t this at least beat Ewok Adventures?

By: rev.felix

rev.felix — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:56:14 +0000

The blog may be about leprechaun rapping, but with the mind control, presumably the rapeing was off camera.

By: Mr. Texas Guy

Mr. Texas Guy — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:08:34 +0000

“You can shoot a turd into outer space, you can drop a turd off in “the hood” (twice), and you can send a turd back in time to the Old West, but guess what? It’s still just a turd.”

This is wisdom that Socrates himself could not (and would not) argue against.

By: Bruce182

Bruce182 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:03:37 +0000

According to the story, she came from Allen, TX to have her crazy ass wedding in Dallas. She would fit right in with the rest of us.

By: apekillape

apekillape — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 01:57:00 +0000

Co-sign on the Leprechaun Rape Confusion.

By: Brentin

Brentin — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:27:15 +0000

Lol…I thought it was Raping at first glance, also

By: Bennett

Bennett — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:05:55 +0000

I’ve seen most of Leprechaun in da Hood.

I’m sorry.

By: Beppo

Beppo — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:50:05 +0000

The Irish Al Sharpton is in jail for public intoxication.

That’s it, all 6 Leprechaun movies are going in my Netflix queue.