Comments on: Using the power of Reason, I have deduced what the monster in Cloverfield is http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:00:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: » Airplane Movie Reviews: Cloverfield & Vantage Point | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-35686 » Airplane Movie Reviews: Cloverfield & Vantage Point | Cracked.com Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:00:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-35686 [...] incredibly boring first 15 minutes, which gave me time to finish my crossword puzzle. I had done a completely bullshit speculative piece about this movie a while back, and am pleased to report that all my theories were wrong, which for [...] […] incredibly boring first 15 minutes, which gave me time to finish my crossword puzzle. I had done a completely bullshit speculative piece about this movie a while back, and am pleased to report that all my theories were wrong, which for […]

]]> By: Moxie http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-32959 Moxie Mon, 26 May 2008 15:00:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-32959 You're all wrong. It's a dinosaur. A stupid, predictable, typical-monster-sounding dinosaur. RRRRRWWAARRR! Smash! RRRROOOOAARRRR!!! Crash! Screw this movie. I was all excited, but halfway through I started rooting for the monster. Eat the stupid yuppies!! Kill them!!! RRRRWWWWAARRR!!! You’re all wrong. It’s a dinosaur. A stupid, predictable, typical-monster-sounding dinosaur. RRRRRWWAARRR! Smash! RRRROOOOAARRRR!!! Crash!

Screw this movie. I was all excited, but halfway through I started rooting for the monster. Eat the stupid yuppies!! Kill them!!! RRRRWWWWAARRR!!!

]]> By: Rootin Tootin Cracked Blog Round-up « Robotman. (the blog) http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-14654 Rootin Tootin Cracked Blog Round-up « Robotman. (the blog) Fri, 28 Mar 2008 03:21:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-14654 [...] Using the power of reason, I have deduced what the monster in Cloverfield is. [...] […] Using the power of reason, I have deduced what the monster in Cloverfield is. […]

]]> By: Dave http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-8924 Dave Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:52:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-8924 I wish I'd read this article before I took my girlfriend to see it... It was pretty crap, but at least it didn't have 40 story turd in it. I wish I’d read this article before I took my girlfriend to see it…

It was pretty crap, but at least it didn’t have 40 story turd in it.

]]> By: Nktalloth http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-5773 Nktalloth Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:51:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-5773 Man was the real monster the whole time! I dunno if anyone has done a "man was the real monster" joke a la King Kong here yet, but I have forbidden myself from looking at information on Cloverfield until I've actually seen it. I'm hoping it's Cthulhu. Or Nyarlathotep! Man was the real monster the whole time!

I dunno if anyone has done a “man was the real monster” joke a la King Kong here yet, but I have forbidden myself from looking at information on Cloverfield until I’ve actually seen it.

I’m hoping it’s Cthulhu. Or Nyarlathotep!

]]> By: dan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-5204 dan Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:38:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-5204 maybe i am just really drunk, but i personally think the monster will be elmer fudd after searching for 100 intensive hours for that "wascally wabbit" maybe i am just really drunk, but i personally think the monster will be elmer fudd after searching for 100 intensive hours for that “wascally wabbit”

]]> By: Mako http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-5053 Mako Fri, 11 Jan 2008 15:09:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-5053 The monster is Godzilla! The monster is Godzilla!

]]> By: Random http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-4887 Random Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:48:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-4887 Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton.

]]> By: Phukov Andye http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-4881 Phukov Andye Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:17:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-4881 Gojira! Or a Chinese knockoff. This time, instead of Eeevil Nuclear Power, it's Eevil Manmade Global Warming! Or a giant hot air spewing Al Gore, but there's very little difference except the giant lizard is more loveable. Gojira! Or a Chinese knockoff. This time, instead of Eeevil Nuclear Power, it’s Eevil Manmade Global Warming!

Or a giant hot air spewing Al Gore, but there’s very little difference except the giant lizard is more loveable.

]]> By: nitePhyyre http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-4875 nitePhyyre Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:05:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/08/using-the-power-of-reason-i-have-deduced-what-the-monster-in-cloverfield-is/#comment-4875 It's godzilla It’s godzilla

]]>