Comments on: Eagles, Goats and Amusement Park Injuries: The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:53:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4690 orangemtl Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:21:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4690 "...except the end of the flight ends in disembowelment instead of friendship." That has to be one of the funniest lines I have ever read here or anywhere else. Gold Medal on ya! Outstanding filmclip---though if they eagle was REALLY smart (they're not, they're just incredibly cool and know how to snag lunch on the go), he'd just lift the goat off the precipice, let him go, then collect a far less nervous goat off the valley floor below. “…except the end of the flight ends in disembowelment instead of friendship.” That has to be one of the funniest lines I have ever read here or anywhere else. Gold Medal on ya!

Outstanding filmclip—though if they eagle was REALLY smart (they’re not, they’re just incredibly cool and know how to snag lunch on the go), he’d just lift the goat off the precipice, let him go, then collect a far less nervous goat off the valley floor below.

]]> By: Franklinfat http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4624 Franklinfat Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:05:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4624 Apparently eagles are pussies compared to bounce houses Apparently eagles are pussies compared to bounce houses

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4549 Ross Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:19:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4549 "Eagles flying high through mountains grabbing goats below with power!" I actually love DragonForce and actually own the Inhuman Rampage album, but really, you can't NOT have a sense of humour about their lyrics. “Eagles flying high through mountains grabbing goats below with power!”

I actually love DragonForce and actually own the Inhuman Rampage album, but really, you can’t NOT have a sense of humour about their lyrics.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4463 Ross Wolinsky Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:23:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4463 Glendoor, I think that's already the name of a DragonForce song. Glendoor, I think that’s already the name of a DragonForce song.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4461 glendoor42 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:17:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4461 The title of that video could "The Goats Air Glory Ride Of Death". The title of that video could “The Goats Air Glory Ride Of Death”.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4460 glendoor42 Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:15:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4460 That video was cool as hell. About two years ago I saw a hawk try to take a neighbor's dachshund. It couldn't get it off the ground, fucked up the dog pretty good though. That video was cool as hell. About two years ago I saw a hawk try to take a neighbor’s
dachshund. It couldn’t get it off the ground, fucked up the dog pretty good though.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4459 Nick Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:09:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/04/eagles-goats-and-amusement-park-injuries-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4459 How fun would that be though to fly down a mountain carried by a bird as a way to die. That comes pretty close to being the best. It's like in that Disney movie, the Rescuers Down Under, except the end of the flight ends in disembowlment instead of friendship. How fun would that be though to fly down a mountain carried by a bird as a way to die. That comes pretty close to being the best. It’s like in that Disney movie, the Rescuers Down Under, except the end of the flight ends in disembowlment instead of friendship.

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