Comments on: Late to the Party! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 20:11:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: stefeezze http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-36519 stefeezze Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:51:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-36519 I beg to differ she's fine fine fine.....and I hope she wins an award doesn't matter the category I just want to see her.. I beg to differ she’s fine fine fine…..and I hope she wins an award doesn’t matter the category I just want to see her..

]]> By: Jimathy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-36343 Jimathy Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:35:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-36343 So I'm gonna be following that comment(well said by the way!............) with the fact that rihanna is trying to promote umbrellas by not using one when getting attactked by large volumes of water. Hot, Arousing...Retarded! So I’m gonna be following that comment(well said by the way!…………) with the fact that rihanna is trying to promote umbrellas by not using one when getting attactked by large volumes of water. Hot, Arousing…Retarded!

]]> By: true http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-10205 true Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:58:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-10205 Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. Don’t believe one optimistic word from any public figure about the economy or humanity in general. They are all part of the problem. Its like a game of Monopoly. In America, the richest 1% now hold 1/2 OF ALL UNITED STATES WEALTH. Unlike ‘lesser’ estimates, this includes all stocks, bonds, cash, and material assets held by America’s richest 1%. Even that filthy pig Oprah acknowledged that it was at about 50% in 2006. Naturally, she put her own ‘humanitarian’ spin on it. Calling attention to her own ‘good will’. WHAT A DISGUSTING HYPOCRITE SLOB. THE RICHEST 1% HAVE LITERALLY MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. Don’t fall for all of their ‘humanitarian’ CRAP. ITS A SHAM. THESE PEOPLE ARE CAUSING THE SAME PROBLEMS THEY PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT. Ask any professor of economics. Money does not grow on trees. The government can’t just print up more on a whim. At any given time, there is a relative limit to the wealth within ANY economy of ANY size. So when too much wealth accumulates at the top, the middle class slip further into debt and the lower class further into poverty. A similar rule applies worldwide. The world’s richest 1% now own over 40% of ALL WORLD WEALTH. This is EVEN AFTER you account for all of this ‘good will’ ‘humanitarian’ BS from celebrities and executives. ITS A SHAM. As they get richer and richer, less wealth is left circulating beneath them. This is the single greatest underlying cause for the current US recession. The middle class can no longer afford to sustain their share of the economy. Their wealth has been gradually transfered to the richest 1%. One way or another, we suffer because of their incredible greed. We are talking about TRILLIONS of dollars. Transfered FROM US TO THEM. Over a period of about 27 years. Thats Reaganomics for you. The wealth does not ‘trickle down’ as we were told it would. It just accumulates at the top. Shrinking the middle class and expanding the lower class. Causing a domino effect of socio-economic problems. But the rich will never stop. They will never settle for a reasonable share of ANYTHING. They will do whatever it takes to get even richer. Leaving even less of the pie for the other 99% of us to share. At the same time, they throw back a few tax deductable crumbs and call themselves ‘humanitarians’. IT CAN’T WORK THIS WAY. This is going to end just like a game of Monopoly. The current US recession will drag on for years and lead into the worst US depression of all time. The richest 1% will live like royalty while the rest of us fight over jobs, food, and gasoline. Crime, poverty, and suicide will skyrocket. So don’t fall for all of this PR CRAP from Hollywood, Pro Sports, and Wall Street PIGS. ITS A SHAM. Remember: They are filthy rich EVEN AFTER their tax deductable contributions. Greedy pigs. Now, we are headed for the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time. SEND A “THANK YOU” NOTE TO YOUR FAVORITE MILLIONAIRE. ITS THEIR FAULT. I’m not discounting other factors like China, sub-prime, or gas prices. But all of those factors combined still pale in comparison to that HUGE transfer of wealth to the rich. Anyway, those other factors are all related and further aggrivated because of GREED. If it weren’t for the OBSCENE distribution of wealth within our country, there never would have been such a market for sub-prime to begin with. Which by the way, was another trick whipped up by greedy bankers and executives. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. The credit industry has been ENDORSED by people like Oprah, Ellen, Dr Phil, and many other celebrities. IT MAKES THEM RICHER. So don’t fall for their ‘humanitarian’ BS. ITS A SHAM. NOTHING BUT TAX DEDUCTABLE PR CRAP. Bottom line: The richest 1% will soon tank the largest economy in the world. It will be like nothing we’ve ever seen before. and thats just the beginning. Greed will eventually tank every major economy in the world. Causing millions to suffer and die. Oprah, Angelina, Brad, Bono, and Bill are not part of the solution. They are part of the problem. EXTREME WEALTH HAS MADE WORLD PROSPERITY ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE. WITHOUT WORLD PROSPERITY, THERE WILL NEVER BE WORLD PEACE OR ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE. GREED KILLS. IT WILL BE OUR DOWNFALL. Of course, the rich will throw a fit and call me a madman. Of course, their ignorant fans will do the same. You have to expect that. But I speak the truth. If you don’t believe me, then copy this entry and run it by any professor of economics or socio-economics. Then tell a friend. Call the local radio station. Re-post this entry or put it in your own words. Be one of the first to predict the worst economic and cultural crisis of all time and explain its cause. WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

]]> By: shellbelle http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-6292 shellbelle Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:22:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-6292 how come nobody commented on how suggestive the wii photo is? granted, it would be quite complimentary to the subject, but still... how come nobody commented on how suggestive the wii photo is? granted, it would be quite complimentary to the subject, but still…

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4402 Andy Pants Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:48:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4402 Now if only we could somehow combine the Wii, Rhianna and tiger attacks into one. Then my life would be complete. I'm picturing a Wii game in which Rhiannah is an ex-marine forced to infiltrate a zoo in which the tigers have taken control, wearing fishnets for some reason. (Rhiannah would be wearing the fishnets obviously, not the tigers). Now if only we could somehow combine the Wii, Rhianna and tiger attacks into one. Then my life would be complete.

I’m picturing a Wii game in which Rhiannah is an ex-marine forced to infiltrate a zoo in which the tigers have taken control, wearing fishnets for some reason.

(Rhiannah would be wearing the fishnets obviously, not the tigers).

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4387 glendoor42 Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:39:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4387 My oldest son and I had a rhinoceros piss on us at the zoo once. Smelled like cat piss on steroids and 10 week old coffee with 20 cigarette butts in it. The picture of you and your WII "controller " is priceless. My oldest son and I had a rhinoceros piss on us at the zoo once. Smelled like cat piss on steroids and 10 week old coffee with 20 cigarette butts in it.

The picture of you and your WII “controller ” is priceless.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4370 Ross Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:52:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4370 I only know Rianna because in another of her videos, in which she wears gold body glitter and a bikini and then rolls on the floor of a strip club wearing fishnets, almost caused me to fall backwards off an exercise bike at the gym. I only know Rianna because in another of her videos, in which she wears gold body glitter and a bikini and then rolls on the floor of a strip club wearing fishnets, almost caused me to fall backwards off an exercise bike at the gym.

]]> By: Aiden http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4369 Aiden Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:46:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4369 The fact that the incidents occurred at 'public feedings' kind of makes me suspicious of the zoo keepers. The fact that the incidents occurred at ‘public feedings’ kind of makes me suspicious of the zoo keepers.

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4363 Gladstone Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:00:32 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4363 I only know who she is bc I read starpulse. And I only read starpulse bc I blog. Oh, blogging you keep me young. I only know who she is bc I read starpulse. And I only read starpulse bc I blog. Oh, blogging you keep me young.

]]> By: gauloises http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4362 gauloises Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:55:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/late-to-the-party/#comment-4362 I haven't even heard that Umbrella song. Does that make me clinically dead? I haven’t even heard that Umbrella song. Does that make me clinically dead?

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