Comments on: Killer Dogs, North Korea and MC Hammer: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:24:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Sean http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9421 Sean Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:53:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9421 Yeah, but where's the drama? If you shoot a guy, you can't see the bullet, it's just like "BAM" and the dude's down, but if you sick a dog on him... the theatrical possibilities are endless. The news reports could play crazy war drums in the background as the dog chases the dude, but if it's a bullet, you'd barely be able to play one note before it hits the dude. And if it misses, then what? But rest assured, a big badass dog won't miss. Yeah, but where’s the drama? If you shoot a guy, you can’t see the bullet, it’s just like “BAM” and the dude’s down, but if you sick a dog on him… the theatrical possibilities are endless.

The news reports could play crazy war drums in the background as the dog chases the dude, but if it’s a bullet, you’d barely be able to play one note before it hits the dude. And if it misses, then what? But rest assured, a big badass dog won’t miss.

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Much easier to train your weapon on a guy than to train your dog to do it FOR you—but then, they’re French, and what’s sensible and straightforward and frankly obvious somehow remains elusive.

]]> By: Justin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4611 Justin Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:23:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4611 I don't really have a tinfoil hat, but if I did, my big thing would be CHEMTRAILS. Or RIGGED VOTING MACHINES IN FLORIDA AND OHIO. I don’t really have a tinfoil hat, but if I did, my big thing would be CHEMTRAILS. Or RIGGED VOTING MACHINES IN FLORIDA AND OHIO.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4609 glendoor42 Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:17:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4609 No it didn't, it is the third button to the left on my tinfoil hat. No it didn’t, it is the third button to the left on my tinfoil hat.

]]> By: Ian Cooper http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4607 Ian Cooper Mon, 07 Jan 2008 00:19:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4607 Glendoor, I think your sarcasm detector fell off. Glendoor, I think your sarcasm detector fell off.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4604 glendoor42 Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:28:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4604 Hey, Justin did your tinfoil hat fall off? If you need another, I have plenty to spare. But seriously, if anyone thinks that the government is capable of a massive conspiracy like being behind 9/11, hiding evidence of UFO's and the Kennedy assassination, does not know a lot about the government and how it works. Which is to say not well, at all. I know I spent 21 years working for them. Hey, Justin did your tinfoil hat fall off? If you need another, I have plenty to spare.
But seriously, if anyone thinks that the government is capable of a massive conspiracy like being behind 9/11, hiding evidence of UFO’s and the Kennedy assassination, does not know a lot about the government and how it works. Which is to say not well, at all. I know
I spent 21 years working for them.

]]> By: Justin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4528 Justin Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:28:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4528 kingmonkey, I live in constant fear of police dogs. The government KNOWS me, man, and they're AFTER me, man! See, I saw, like, this fuckin' "Loose Change" video on Google, and these college dudes are all "Holy Shit, the government's behind 9/11" and I'm like, "SHIT, GUYS!" I'm a very extraordinary person, and a threat now that I'm armed with the TRUTH, motherfuckers. Try tellin' that to my fuckin' mom, though, am I right? kingmonkey, I live in constant fear of police dogs. The government KNOWS me, man, and they’re AFTER me, man! See, I saw, like, this fuckin’ “Loose Change” video on Google, and these college dudes are all “Holy Shit, the government’s behind 9/11″ and I’m like, “SHIT, GUYS!”

I’m a very extraordinary person, and a threat now that I’m armed with the TRUTH, motherfuckers. Try tellin’ that to my fuckin’ mom, though, am I right?

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4471 kingmonkey Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:22:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4471 What really creeps me out is the matter-of-fact way you guys talk about this. It's as though you are all actually considering this a threat to you. Is everyone on Cracked really a criminal? What really creeps me out is the matter-of-fact way you guys talk about this. It’s as though you are all actually considering this a threat to you. Is everyone on Cracked really a criminal?

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4448 Nick Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:38:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4448 Honestly though Scott, what would be worse? A painless death or a lifetime of watching your back so you don't get shanked or ass-raped? I'll take the painless death. So, if I ever go on a shooting spree I'll be sure to aim for the humans instead of the dogs. Honestly though Scott, what would be worse? A painless death or a lifetime of watching your back so you don’t get shanked or ass-raped? I’ll take the painless death. So, if I ever go on a shooting spree I’ll be sure to aim for the humans instead of the dogs.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4442 Ross Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:05:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/03/killer-dogs-north-korea-and-mc-hammer-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4442 Russians would do that in WW2. They would strap high-explosive charges onto dogs and train them to hunt under tanks for food, then detonate the charge. Russians would do that in WW2. They would strap high-explosive charges onto dogs and train them to hunt under tanks for food, then detonate the charge.

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