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	<title>Comments on: Sarah, Hannah and a Toilet Paper Simulator: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/</link>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:01:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: fellasheowed</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5789</link>
		<dc:creator>fellasheowed</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>reminds me of my neighbors kid years ago i was post collegeand trying to decode everything...the mystery of why it was so hard to get laid when i was younger i mean..and it came to me...young pubescent girls are ridiculously lame...it didn't make me feel better about puberty but it was an insight</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>reminds me of my neighbors kid years ago i was post collegeand trying to decode everything&#8230;the mystery of why it was so hard to get laid when i was younger i mean..and it came to me&#8230;young pubescent girls are ridiculously lame&#8230;it didn&#8217;t make me feel better about puberty but it was an insight</p>
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		<title>By: Brandon</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5505</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.

I read a book new years eve and went to bed at 9:30.  Somehow i dont feel so bad about it anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.</p>
<p>I read a book new years eve and went to bed at 9:30.  Somehow i dont feel so bad about it anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: LoganB</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4426</link>
		<dc:creator>LoganB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not sure if the video was actually unavailable.  If you let the browser sit the video becomes unavailable.  Refreshing fixes this.  Also that was the best internet toilet paper simulator ever.  I would have liked if

*SPOILERS*
They showed the roll instead of it dissapearing
*END*

Maybe someone can update it.  You could chose the type and color of paper and roll.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure if the video was actually unavailable.  If you let the browser sit the video becomes unavailable.  Refreshing fixes this.  Also that was the best internet toilet paper simulator ever.  I would have liked if</p>
<p>*SPOILERS*<br />
They showed the roll instead of it dissapearing<br />
*END*</p>
<p>Maybe someone can update it.  You could chose the type and color of paper and roll.</p>
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		<title>By: Justin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4405</link>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Andy Pants - Somehow, you make a pretty good case for total government monitoring of the internet.  I have to rethink my libertarian leanings now...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Andy Pants - Somehow, you make a pretty good case for total government monitoring of the internet.  I have to rethink my libertarian leanings now&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Diaz</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4345</link>
		<dc:creator>Diaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome.  I've now officially seen &lt;b&gt;all&lt;/b&gt; of the internet.  Toilet paper roll simulator and a song about new year's.   Thanks Ross!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome.  I&#8217;ve now officially seen <b>all</b> of the internet.  Toilet paper roll simulator and a song about new year&#8217;s.   Thanks Ross!</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4337</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't mean to be to kind to the poor girl. (As a performance like that is without doubt unforgiveable). But I really get the sense that her fat friend roped her into this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t mean to be to kind to the poor girl. (As a performance like that is without doubt unforgiveable). But I really get the sense that her fat friend roped her into this.</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4336</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Id bang the one on the left if she didn't seem like the sort of girl who'd cut off a piece of your hair whilst you were sleeping and tape it to a shrine of you in her closet surrounded by polaroids of you in the shower and shopping for mandarins at the supermarket.

(And may I say Good-evening to the various government authorites who may now be reading).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Id bang the one on the left if she didn&#8217;t seem like the sort of girl who&#8217;d cut off a piece of your hair whilst you were sleeping and tape it to a shrine of you in her closet surrounded by polaroids of you in the shower and shopping for mandarins at the supermarket.</p>
<p>(And may I say Good-evening to the various government authorites who may now be reading).</p>
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		<title>By: Ross Wolinsky</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4315</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross Wolinsky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's back!

(and I'm going to hell for re-uploading it)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s back!</p>
<p>(and I&#8217;m going to hell for re-uploading it)</p>
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		<title>By: Beppo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4312</link>
		<dc:creator>Beppo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"We're sorry, but this video has been removed."

Stupid YouTube shitheels. The worst thing is that they're not fucking sorry. They're not fucking sorry one goddamned bit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re sorry, but this video has been removed.&#8221;</p>
<p>Stupid YouTube shitheels. The worst thing is that they&#8217;re not fucking sorry. They&#8217;re not fucking sorry one goddamned bit.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/sarah-hannah-and-a-toilet-paper-simulator-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4296</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where the hell were those kind of girls when I was that age. Well, they were at home because they couldn't drive. 

Same place I was when I was I was that age. Except that my friends and I were doing infinitely more important thing than singing silly songs. 

Stuff like hyperventaliting the grabbing the person who hyperventilated by both jugular veins and watching them pass out cold and hit the floor. Or even more important that, playing D&#38;D( for you young people out there that game was like Wow but played with dice and paper, no video, I know primitive)and laughing hysterically when ever someone mentioned " Asmodeus's ROD OF LORDLY MIGHT. And lying about what we would do if those girls happened to magically appear in our midst. They never did though.


PS I 'm glad that toilet paper was placed correctly. Coming from over the top, not the bottom. Communists, child molesters and idiots roll it from the bottom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where the hell were those kind of girls when I was that age. Well, they were at home because they couldn&#8217;t drive. </p>
<p>Same place I was when I was I was that age. Except that my friends and I were doing infinitely more important thing than singing silly songs. </p>
<p>Stuff like hyperventaliting the grabbing the person who hyperventilated by both jugular veins and watching them pass out cold and hit the floor. Or even more important that, playing D&amp;D( for you young people out there that game was like Wow but played with dice and paper, no video, I know primitive)and laughing hysterically when ever someone mentioned &#8221; Asmodeus&#8217;s ROD OF LORDLY MIGHT. And lying about what we would do if those girls happened to magically appear in our midst. They never did though.</p>
<p>PS I &#8216;m glad that toilet paper was placed correctly. Coming from over the top, not the bottom. Communists, child molesters and idiots roll it from the bottom.</p>
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