Comments on: Apple’s Got Your Back, Fatass http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:34:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: computer games compatable with windows vista http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-7038 computer games compatable with windows vista Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:01:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-7038 <strong>computer games compatable with windows vista...</strong> yes indeed...... computer games compatable with windows vista…

yes indeed……

]]> By: Justin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4360 Justin Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:35:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4360 Or the i'Mbroke Or the i’Mbroke

]]> By: Bennett http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4359 Bennett Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:28:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4359 Ross, those names aren't catchy enough. The obvious name for such a product would be the iJunkie Ross, those names aren’t catchy enough. The obvious name for such a product would be the iJunkie

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4357 Ross Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:11:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4357 Andy, how about calling it the iPassOutInAnAlleywayOutOfMyHeadAndDrooling. Or the LSD version: iSeeSomeInsaneShitDuuuude Andy, how about calling it the iPassOutInAnAlleywayOutOfMyHeadAndDrooling.

Or the LSD version: iSeeSomeInsaneShitDuuuude

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4335 Andy Pants Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:56:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4335 Or needles full of heroin. OMFG, I am so off to patent that right now. Don't you dare steal my idea bitches. I think I'll call it the iDie. Or needles full of heroin.

OMFG, I am so off to patent that right now. Don’t you dare steal my idea bitches.

I think I’ll call it the iDie.

]]> By: DitaArgento http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4328 DitaArgento Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:46:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4328 Why not just hand deliver needles filled with fat and inject it straight into people's vains? Its basically what they're trying to do here right? Why not just hand deliver needles filled with fat and inject it straight into people’s vains? Its basically what they’re trying to do here right?

]]> By: glen.h http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4327 glen.h Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:27:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4327 Yeah, but what they don't tell you is that you have to surgically install an iGullet in your stomach, because the food served is not compatable with standard human digestive systems! Yeah, but what they don’t tell you is that you have to surgically install an iGullet in your stomach, because the food served is not compatable with standard human digestive systems!

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4325 glendoor42 Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:22:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4325 Swaim I meant. Edit function, people edit, function!!!!! Swaim I meant. Edit function, people edit, function!!!!!

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4324 glendoor42 Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:20:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4324 Swain, you with QEII's tits was funnier than the original topic in this post. Hands down! Swain, you with QEII’s tits was funnier than the original topic in this post. Hands down!

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4322 Michael Swaim Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:41:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/01/02/apples-got-your-back-fatass/#comment-4322 Fuck you, Rob! NOTHING'S more funny than the original topic! Fuck you, Rob! NOTHING’S more funny than the original topic!

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