Video Blogging: One of the Three Things I Have in Common with Queen Elizabeth II
by Michael Swaim
In a stubborn, lagging acquiescence to the ceaseless tide of technology, the British Royal Family has officially acquired a Youtube channel and begun releasing videos, including the Queen’s annual “Christmas Address.”
Naturally, this transition to a new medium was not without complications, but as you can see from the compiled clips below, the old gal seems to be adapting quite well. Long Blog the Queen!
December 28th, 2007 at 8:06 am
Damn you, Swaim. I thought we had an agreement not to be funny until 2008.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Dude, you said you were black. I reckon you are racist , like Gladstone said. Funny bit though.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:47 am
Thats not THE queen! its Michael Swaim, a queen.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:51 am
Swaim’s not a racist. Ross is the anti-Christ though.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Damn man that was ridiculously funny. What the hell, man, you put on fake boobs just to get into character or something? ’cause they could only be seen for a couple of seconds. I’d do you, Michael. You’re hot in drag. Kurt Cobain.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:56 am
Hey everybody! We gotta try to fish the racist comment out of this video blog, ’cause being Michael Swaim, you know there probably is one. MORE VIDEO BLOGS!
December 28th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Oh TITS, that’s the other two. You have my respect sir, to go that far for the sake of a one line joke. I am impressed. After watching the video twice now, and it’s still funny,very, I really don’t think you look much like QEII. You could, however, pass for a young Janet Reno.
December 28th, 2007 at 11:08 am
What are the other two things?
Do you have a racist Greek husband? Is your son waiting for you to die so he can take over your job?
I bet it’s the love of lots of yapping little Corgis.
December 28th, 2007 at 11:33 am
Yes Mikes’ video blogs are funny and you should check out his website Those Aren’t Muskets! where his skits
The Coat
The Pimp
Pictionary
and
Sleeves
will make you pee yourself. Unless you’re a clown. Like a jerk clown. Not a funny clown. Because funny clowns like to laugh.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Thanks for plugging for me, so I didn’t have to do it myself. If we’re going to circle jerk, everyone check out Gladstone’s news show here.
This was kind of a test as to whether people would like video blogs, so I’m guessing you can expect more in the future. And I promise I’ll buy a microphone.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
That was precious, Swaim. Damn precious.
December 29th, 2007 at 4:51 am
I thought it was terrible, but then again I’m a teenager and I just want to be different.
December 29th, 2007 at 4:57 am
I was reading the cracked articles in reverse order and thinking ‘Hey I wonder what Kate Moss would look like if she actually had breasts’. Thankyou Swaim for answering my question.
December 29th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
By the way by ‘articles’ I mean ‘blogs’ and by ‘answering my question’ I mean ‘totally doable’.
December 29th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Actually you mean “posts,” you silly teenager! kids today.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:13 am
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR… DAMN….EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 7th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
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