Comments on: Hotties, Notties, and a Bunch of People With Mouths for Eyes: The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:59:47 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Steph http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-11314 Steph Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:15:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-11314 Am I the only one who started thinking about some foursome fun after looking at the mouth-eye people ? Am I the only one who started thinking about some foursome fun after looking at the mouth-eye people ?

]]> By: runner-runner http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6589 runner-runner Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:19:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6589 I think that Christine Lakin is a lot hotter than Paris Hilton. Which is to say, vast sums of money would not need to change hands before I considered boning Christine Lakin. I think that Christine Lakin is a lot hotter than Paris Hilton. Which is to say, vast sums of money would not need to change hands before I considered boning Christine Lakin.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4202 glendoor42 Tue, 01 Jan 2008 06:12:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4202 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR... DAMN....EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR… DAMN….EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Lindsar http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4120 Lindsar Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:37:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4120 That movie trailer made me want to die. Somebody needs to kill that bitch...really, before it gets a chance to spawn. The last thing America needs is more stupid spoiled whores running around spreading stds and causing brain damage through film. Someone send this to Richard Dawkins as further proof that there is no God. That movie trailer made me want to die. Somebody needs to kill that bitch…really, before it gets a chance to spawn. The last thing America needs is more stupid spoiled whores running around spreading stds and causing brain damage through film. Someone send this to Richard Dawkins as further proof that there is no God.

]]> By: homsar http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4040 homsar Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:04:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4040 The trailer: Paris Hilton looks suprisingly good without makeup. The pictures: LORDY, WHY DO YOU MAKE SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRY?!?! The trailer: Paris Hilton looks suprisingly good without makeup.

The pictures: LORDY, WHY DO YOU MAKE SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRY?!?!

]]> By: AdjectiveNoun http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4033 AdjectiveNoun Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:18:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4033 I couldn't watch that movie without turning gay. Especially not with that ripped dude being the most attractive actor. I couldn’t watch that movie without turning gay.

Especially not with that ripped dude being the most attractive actor.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4024 glendoor42 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:38:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4024 No Paris Hilton has weirdly, anorexic body. Her head is normal, size wise any way. Brain function is extremely sub par. No Paris Hilton has weirdly, anorexic body. Her head is normal, size wise any way. Brain function is extremely sub par.

]]> By: Bacalao http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4021 Bacalao Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:33:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4021 Well, you know what they say about girls with oversized heads. Crap, that trailer is the saddest thing I've ever seen. And what the fuck is up with the fat guy? "HEY! I'M THE TOKEN FUNNY FAT GUY FOR THIS MOVIE AND I SCREAM A LOT 'CAUSE THE PLOT SUCKS!" You can see the actors thinking they just needed to pay some bills or try to get Paris to blow them. Well, you know what they say about girls with oversized heads.

Crap, that trailer is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. And what the fuck is up with the fat guy? “HEY! I’M THE TOKEN FUNNY FAT GUY FOR THIS MOVIE AND I SCREAM A LOT ‘CAUSE THE PLOT SUCKS!” You can see the actors thinking they just needed to pay some bills or try to get Paris to blow them.

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4007 kingmonkey Fri, 28 Dec 2007 20:42:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4007 You see enough of those eye-mouth creatures and they start to look normal. Like when you say a word so many times it just sounds like noise. Of course, some of the people I work with have eye-mouthes, so maybe I'm just used to it. Also, that looks like the worst movie of all time, and what the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? Is it just me or does Paris Hilton have a weird, oversized head? You see enough of those eye-mouth creatures and they start to look normal. Like when you say a word so many times it just sounds like noise. Of course, some of the people I work with have eye-mouthes, so maybe I’m just used to it.

Also, that looks like the worst movie of all time, and what the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? Is it just me or does Paris Hilton have a weird, oversized head?

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3998 glendoor42 Fri, 28 Dec 2007 18:19:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/28/hotties-notties-and-a-bunch-of-people-with-mouths-for-eyes-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3998 ditto ditto

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