Hotties, Notties, and a Bunch of People With Mouths for Eyes: The Friday Nooner (EST)!
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The Hottie and the Nottie
On a first viewing you might be thinking to yourself, “Dear God - this looks like the worst movie of all time,” or maybe “This is what’s wrong with America,” but you know what? I think The Hottie and the Nottie is going to turn out to be one of the great love stories of our time.
Basic plot: A guy wants to hook up with a “hot” chick (played by world-renowned sex-haver Paris Hilton) but first he needs to find a mate for her “ugly” friend (played by the unbelievably hideous Christine Lakin). Hilarity ensues, I’m sure, but you know what else probably happens? I would bet you guys money that at some point in this movie the guy learns that beauty is only skin deep, decides that the “hot” chick (Paris Hilton) is actually kind of a bitch, and then realizes in the last 30 minutes that he’s fallen hopelessly in love with the “ugly” chick.
I know it sounds completely fucking insane, but I bet that’s what happens in this movie. With unexpected plot twists like those, I think this could easily be the sleeper hit of 2008. You know - because you wouldn’t think that the main character would hook up with an “ugly” chick, but then he does and it’s crazy because you totally figured he’d end up with the “hot” chick.
Oh, and it also has Paris Hilton in it, who everyone has seen have actual, real-life sexual intercourse. That can’t hurt either.
(Yet Another) Wildcard Week!!!
“Strange Mouth Eye Pics”
These pictures are totally safe for work but I still feel like I’m doing something horribly wrong when I look at them. I’m not even at work right now, actually, but I still feel like I’m going to get in trouble for some reason. Not even like “Oh no, my boss saw me looking at weird shit on the internet!” but more like “I’m pretty sure the cops will be here any minute.”
I know all I’m doing is looking at a photo gallery of people with mouths photoshopped over their eyes in the privacy of my own home, but I still feel like I’m doing something totally illegal. I don’t know what the people who made these were trying to do here, but if their goal was to make me feel really uncomfortable and vaguely criminal, they seem to have achieved their goal.
December 28th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Did Paris Hilton write that movie?
I’m guessing Paris Hilton would considered hot if you have an anorexic cat fetish.
December 28th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
those pictures are totally fucked up
December 28th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
ditto
December 28th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
You see enough of those eye-mouth creatures and they start to look normal. Like when you say a word so many times it just sounds like noise. Of course, some of the people I work with have eye-mouthes, so maybe I’m just used to it.
Also, that looks like the worst movie of all time, and what the fuck is wrong with Hollywood? Is it just me or does Paris Hilton have a weird, oversized head?
December 28th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Well, you know what they say about girls with oversized heads.
Crap, that trailer is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. And what the fuck is up with the fat guy? “HEY! I’M THE TOKEN FUNNY FAT GUY FOR THIS MOVIE AND I SCREAM A LOT ‘CAUSE THE PLOT SUCKS!” You can see the actors thinking they just needed to pay some bills or try to get Paris to blow them.
December 28th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
No Paris Hilton has weirdly, anorexic body. Her head is normal, size wise any way. Brain function is extremely sub par.
December 28th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
I couldn’t watch that movie without turning gay.
Especially not with that ripped dude being the most attractive actor.
December 29th, 2007 at 1:04 am
The trailer: Paris Hilton looks suprisingly good without makeup.
The pictures: LORDY, WHY DO YOU MAKE SO MANY THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRY?!?!
December 31st, 2007 at 12:37 am
That movie trailer made me want to die. Somebody needs to kill that bitch…really, before it gets a chance to spawn. The last thing America needs is more stupid spoiled whores running around spreading stds and causing brain damage through film. Someone send this to Richard Dawkins as further proof that there is no God.
January 1st, 2008 at 1:12 am
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR… DAMN….EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I think that Christine Lakin is a lot hotter than Paris Hilton. Which is to say, vast sums of money would not need to change hands before I considered boning Christine Lakin.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:15 am
Am I the only one who started thinking about some foursome fun after looking at the mouth-eye people ?