Celebrity Quotes Quiz
Today, I introduce a new feature here at the Cracked blog: The Celebrity Quotes Quiz. Here’s how it works. I give you both the celebrity AND the quote. That’s right. Both!
“What’s the challenge then?” you say. (Actually, you’re probably just saying, “Oh crap! Another post by Gladstone? Is he going to make fun of The Beatles now? When will Cracked fire him. Now where’s my crystal meth?”) In any event, the challenge will be to guess WHAT the celebrity is talking about.
Ready? Then let’s begin. Our quote comes from Academy Award winner Denzel Washington:
Washington says, “I was getting a little bored just sitting in the trailer, waiting for my part. And looking down the line I’m thinking, there’s gonna be a day maybe when they don’t call as much.
“Really, I’m surprised it took this long. It’s just curiosity. Not wanting to settle. Wanting to learn something new.”
What’s the Denz talking about?
- His bi-curious exploration of homosexuality borne from his fear that one day the ladies will stop calling.
- His new fascination with heroin, borne from looking down a line of coke and fearing that some day his dealer won’t call.
- His belief that Kurt Cobain was a talented composer of several very catchy pop rock songs who served as the poster child for the entire grunge music primarily because he was the best looking guy in Seattle and his music was the most accessible to the masses
So which is it? Give up?
Oh, okay, the correct answer is none of the above. He was just talking about starting to direct movies because some day he may no longer be cast as an actor. But how fun is that? Not very fun. Sort of like this post, I’m afraid. On the bright side, it’s just about Christmas so you’re probably not reading this anyway. Hmmm, still, I feel bad. Is there something I could do to make it up to you? How about this:
Best I could do. Merry Christmas, everyone!
December 24th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
I think I can see her fetus.
December 24th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
you know….girls DO read cracked too although the site pretends we don’t exist (unless we are famous and have big tits) couldn’t you put up a picture of christian bale or something too? remember your lady fans yo!
December 24th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
What about the picture of Denzel?
Sorry for the chauvanism…. Are you hot?
December 24th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
That’s the worst picture of Jessica Alba I have ever seen! This post isn’t funny or erotic at all! You’re worse than Hitler and AIDS combined, Gladstone!
Oh, here’s my crystal meth. Thank god, I was worried my baby ate it all. Son of a bitch.
December 25th, 2007 at 5:17 am
I would like to wish everyone at Cracked.com Season’s Greetings, a belated Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, a Joyful Kwanzaa and a Happy Wookie Life Day.
I have been recovering from surgery the last six weeks and cannot drive , work or leave the house pretty much,except to go to physical therapy which I’m convinced the people there are trained by ex-Nazi torture masters. It ain’t fun. I opened a hot car radiator ,ONCE and pissed on an electric fence, ONCE. The pain is comparable. The wife works and the kids are in school all day and ya’ll have helped fill a lot of lonely time, with laughter and it helps.
Thank you again for helping me laugh. The drugs help a lot too. I can’t wait to see how funny ya’ll are when I get off the oxycotin.
December 25th, 2007 at 7:22 am
Get well, glendoor. Thanks for not being an insufferable, illiterate troll.
December 25th, 2007 at 9:36 am
You appear to have an eternal beef with Kurt Cobain. Your next blog should be titled Kurt Cobain, and only have the name Kurt Cobain about 300 times.
December 25th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Merry Christmas from Scotland everyone.
Of course, it’s now after 5pm here. Presents have been exchanged, dinner has been consumed and I feel, if not just a little, unfulfilled.
Merry Christmas anyway fellow Crackeders.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:16 am
yep…super hot and pardon me- you did put denzel on the post- thanx
December 27th, 2007 at 1:17 am
although…he is getting a little old
December 27th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Anybody else notice Denzel has had some teeth work?
December 27th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Serious teeth work.
December 28th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
Jeeez Phoenix, you sound like a girl.