Comments on: Old Men, Glasses and The Most Underreported News of 2007: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:01:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: molly http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-34790 molly Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:44:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-34790 I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club---------- Mixedmingle.com--------- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there. I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club———- Mixedmingle.com——— where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.

]]> By: Dell http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5437 Dell Wed, 16 Jan 2008 14:38:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5437 Dude, tranny ex-wrestler Chyna does the party circuit. Fame has nothing to do with it. Only whoring. Dude, tranny ex-wrestler Chyna does the party circuit. Fame has nothing to do with it. Only whoring.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4688 orangemtl Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:55:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4688 Just a question: When Macaulay Culkin's girlfriend says that they're "very private", and avoid the whole Hollywood party scene, is that some sort of code for "Macaulay's career is utterly radioactive, and he couldn't get arrested for shitting on a copcar let alone be employed and paid money to simulate acting"? Just wondering. Just a question: When Macaulay Culkin’s girlfriend says that they’re “very private”, and avoid the whole Hollywood party scene, is that some sort of code for “Macaulay’s career is utterly radioactive, and he couldn’t get arrested for shitting on a copcar let alone be employed and paid money to simulate acting”? Just wondering.

]]> By: Jeremy Dick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4334 Jeremy Dick Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:23:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-4334 Macaulay Culkin is a faggot. Macaulay Culkin is a faggot.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3655 glendoor42 Sun, 23 Dec 2007 22:23:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3655 Sometimes working with a guy like that can make work a lot more fun and I'm sorry, the fact that he has a speech impediment make that story a hell of a lot more funny. I used to work with a guy ,and this was twenty years ago, at a pizza place. He was mildly mentally retarded and always had his uniform shirt buttoned all the way up. It was buttoned all the way because he was wearing a ninja suit under his uniform. He kept the hood in his pocket. He would get off work before everyone else and would wait in the parking lot, by the dumpster, and jump out you with a very obvious plastic ninja sword. To cap it all off he had a club foot, shorter than the other leg, complete with one those Frankenstein type shoes to make up the length difference of his legs. I would be all high, this was back when I smoked marijuana, coming back from a pizza delivery and out would jump this club footed ninja ,swinging a plastic sword at me, demanding revenge for his honor. I would just stare and he would then just slink, club footedly, back into the night. He eventually got shot dead by a new driver. Just kidding ,about the getting shot part, the rest is true. I think he quit and when people would ask what happened to the pizza ninja and we would just say he went to study pizza ninja techniques in the Far East. Sometimes working with a guy like that can make work a lot more fun and I’m sorry, the fact that he has a speech impediment make that story a hell of a lot more funny.

I used to work with a guy ,and this was twenty years ago, at a pizza place. He was mildly mentally retarded and always had his uniform shirt buttoned all the way up. It was buttoned all the way because he was wearing a ninja suit under his uniform. He kept the hood in his pocket. He would get off work before everyone else and would wait in the parking lot, by the dumpster, and jump out you with a very obvious plastic ninja sword.
To cap it all off he had a club foot, shorter than the other leg, complete with one those Frankenstein type shoes to make up the length difference of his legs.

I would be all high, this was back when I smoked marijuana, coming back from a pizza delivery and out would jump this club footed ninja ,swinging a plastic sword at me, demanding revenge for his honor. I would just stare and he would then just slink, club footedly, back into the night.

He eventually got shot dead by a new driver. Just kidding ,about the getting shot part, the rest is true. I think he quit and when people would ask what happened to the pizza ninja and we would just say he went to study pizza ninja techniques in the Far East.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3637 Ross Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:40:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3637 That actually happened on Wednesday, I felt guilty the whole frigging day because I didn't know he was actually insane. In addition to being insane he also has a speech impediment. That actually happened on Wednesday, I felt guilty the whole frigging day because I didn’t know he was actually insane.

In addition to being insane he also has a speech impediment.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3592 glendoor42 Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:29:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3592 Nobody told you it was piss on Ross day? Just kidding. Nobody told you it was piss on Ross day? Just kidding.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3588 Ross Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:41:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3588 Am I being mocked ^o) Am I being mocked ^o)

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3581 glendoor42 Sat, 22 Dec 2007 19:38:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3581 Yeah, I know what mean I work with this guy that is learning disabled. Just the other day I was trying to explain to him how to do something and it hit me in addition to being LD, he hadn't been trained right. This was the bosses fault not just this retards ( OH excuse me !) LD persons fault. So I tell the boss "you didn’t fucking train this guy properly ya fucking dick, he doesn’t have a clue how to do this!” So the boss just walked away(He does that a lot). So I called him a cocksucker ( the boss looks a lot like George Bush too) and turn back to the retard and calmly say “So yeah, this is how you do this….” Yeah, I know what mean I work with this guy that is learning disabled. Just the other day I was trying to explain to him how to do something and it hit me in addition to being LD, he hadn’t been trained right. This was the bosses fault not just this retards ( OH excuse me !) LD persons fault.
So I tell the boss “you didn’t fucking train this guy properly ya fucking dick, he doesn’t have a clue how to do this!” So the boss just walked away(He does that a lot). So I called him a cocksucker ( the boss looks a lot like George Bush too) and turn back to the retard and calmly say “So yeah, this is how you do this….”

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3563 Ross Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:03:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/20/old-men-glasses-and-the-most-underreported-news-of-2007-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3563 I work with a guy with behavioural problems. He gets away with yelling at the boss all the time. Case in point: last week he was explaining something to me, and I actually couldn't understand him, and he thought that I just couldn't grasp the job. So he takes this as being the bosses fault, so he shouts him over and begins yelling at him "you didn't fucking train this guy properly ya fucking dick, he doesn't have a clue how to do this!" My boss walks away, and this guy starts calling him a fucking cocksucker. Then he turns back to me, quite calmly, and says: "So yeah, this is how you do this...." I work with a guy with behavioural problems. He gets away with yelling at the boss all the time.

Case in point: last week he was explaining something to me, and I actually couldn’t understand him, and he thought that I just couldn’t grasp the job. So he takes this as being the bosses fault, so he shouts him over and begins yelling at him “you didn’t fucking train this guy properly ya fucking dick, he doesn’t have a clue how to do this!” My boss walks away, and this guy starts calling him a fucking cocksucker. Then he turns back to me, quite calmly, and says:
“So yeah, this is how you do this….”

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