Republican Sketch Artist At Large
by Gladstone
There’s nothing funny about the December 13, 2007 murder of two LSU graduate students. It was a heinous and needless crime. And heavens knows this blogger has never mined tragedy for a cheap joke.
So as a public service, I’m reprinting the sketch of one of the suspects:
Attention, all Cracked readers, if you see former Democratic Congressman and current Chairman of the Democratic Leadership Council, Harold Ford, Jr., please alert authorities immediately.
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Gladstone writes for Cracked and others. Go to Wayne Gladstone Lives in Maine to see all his published stuff, links to his other worthless endeavors, and his full name and state of residence.
December 19th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Is this serious?
I don’t get it.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
How can you not get a simple look-a-like joke?
December 19th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
It’s not funny.
At all actually.
I thought thats what it was, but these are old.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
Gee, and I was all set to post a “humorless pricks sound off in 5-4-3-2-1″ post, but I see Lasereye made the point moot.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Murder and race all in one post, Bravo!!!! It was kind of funny though. Now just throw in a dead rock star and you are liable to get your most comments ever.
December 19th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Should have read Murder ,race and politics
December 19th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Actually, I find that sketch looks more like Steven Segal.
December 19th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
My wife, two of my best friends, and some dude named “lasereye” don’t see the resemblance, but i stand by it, dagnabbit!
I mean, just for the nose alone.
But srsly, if you see Ford, RUN!
December 19th, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Gladstone!!!!!
The only thing I stand by is that you sir, are a commi-pinko, red state, liberal pundit, sodapop cracker, fatback inhumane RACIST! There I said it, it’s out there and I can’t take it back.
and where the hell is the article about sci-fi captains with funny hats?
December 19th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
I would take your query up with Swaim, sir.
December 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
He does kinda look like Steven Segal, doesn’t he?
December 20th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Very well, Gladstone. I will take my query up with this Swaim fellow. But I stand by what i said previousley.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:33 pm
I’m sorry, but the resemblance is farther than it should be to make one of these jokes.
Its not even funny, am i missing something?
December 22nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Lasereye,
Please take your complaint up with your local Congressmen.
BTW, is your pseudonym meant to be ironic?
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Looks like Ford to me. Which doesn’t surprise me a bit. Violence is all those people know. It’s the only thing they can understand. Murder, rape, robbery. They make our country look worse than it is. You know, they’re not really that intelligent, either. Just monkeys in clothes, really. We would be a lot better off without them. You know it, and I know it. Stupid congressmen.
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Wait a minute…Harry doesn’t have cornrows! Quick, call the station! There’s been a horrible mistake!
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Yeah, I cropped the cornrows out. That’s cheating a bit, but in fairness to me, the first pic I saw was cropped like that and that’s when I went, “holy crap, that looks like that guy who lost the senate race in Tennesee.” Then I called up Lasereye and I was all like “hey, I know you’re not going to like this, but this is just something i have to do.”
December 23rd, 2007 at 1:11 am
Well, at least you called him and gave him a heads up. Mighty decent of you.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
I seriously hope Kimber was being sarcastic.
December 26th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Yes, I’m sure Kimber was. The tell is in the last line.
January 17th, 2008 at 9:22 am
That dude looks like the guy who played Robocop, but black.
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