Comments on: Dancing Bears, The Future of Video Games and Time Magazine Sucks at Lists: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:03:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Michael Swaims evil twin http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-36218 Michael Swaims evil twin Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:03:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-36218 hey ross wanna team up and kill michael then i shall have my revenge heheheheheeeheheheehehehehehehehhehehehehe ┏━━━━━━┓　 ┏┫　　｜　｜　　┣┓　　┏┓　 ┗┫━━　┃　━━┣┛　　┣┫　 　┃　━━━━━　┃　┏┳┫┣┳┓　 　┗━━┳━┳━━┛　┃　　　　┃　 ━━━━┃　┃　　　　┗━┳┳━┛　　power engage ━━━━┃　┏━━━━━━━┛ hey ross wanna team up and kill michael then i shall have my revenge heheheheheeeheheheehehehehehehehhehehehehe
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]]> By: Ian Cooper http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3426 Ian Cooper Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:12:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3426 I've been watching that bear video at least once a day since you posted this. It's like drugs. I’ve been watching that bear video at least once a day since you posted this. It’s like drugs.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3315 Andy Pants Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:11:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3315 I would so buy that game... I'm not even kidding. I would so buy that game… I’m not even kidding.

]]> By: Left Hook http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3293 Left Hook Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:02:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3293 Sexy bear danced his way into my heart. Sexy bear danced his way into my heart.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3287 Nick Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:14:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3287 I'm not trying to be an ass, but I think the phrase is "as slow as <i> cold </i> molasses" which I assume moves pretty slow. In any case, so there were these 3 moles. They wake up from hibernation and the father pops his head up from the ground and says, "Hey! Come up here. I smell honey!" So, the mother pops her head up out of the hole, and says "oh no, no. I smell syrup." The child couldn't find space to pop up out of the hole and so responds, disgruntled, "I don't know what you're talking about. All I can smell down here is mole asses. (Molasses)" Har har. I’m not trying to be an ass, but I think the phrase is “as slow as cold molasses” which I assume moves pretty slow.

In any case, so there were these 3 moles. They wake up from hibernation and the father pops his head up from the ground and says, “Hey! Come up here. I smell honey!” So, the mother pops her head up out of the hole, and says “oh no, no. I smell syrup.” The child couldn’t find space to pop up out of the hole and so responds, disgruntled, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. All I can smell down here is mole asses. (Molasses)” Har har.

]]> By: Monkey Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3286 Monkey Pants Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:53:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3286 I thought molasses moved slowly. Hence the phrase, "as slow as molasses." I wish I was as slow as molasses because apparently I'd be able to run 35mph. That would probably score me an Olympic Gold Medal and all of the endorsement money and endorsement ass that comes with it. I'd finally be above the law. I thought molasses moved slowly. Hence the phrase, “as slow as molasses.” I wish I was as slow as molasses because apparently I’d be able to run 35mph. That would probably score me an Olympic Gold Medal and all of the endorsement money and endorsement ass that comes with it. I’d finally be above the law.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3270 glendoor42 Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:05:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3270 Dammit and I had just mastered my time travelling powers Dammit and I had just mastered my time travelling powers

]]> By: kingmonkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3269 kingmonkey Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:02:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3269 I hope Super Dancing Outer Space Bear Man 3: Outer Space Bear Man in Outer Space (known as SDOSBM3:OSBMOS to those in 'the bis') is better than Super Dancing Outer Space Bear Man 2: Outer Space Bear Man in Delaware. What a boring game that was. I hope Super Dancing Outer Space Bear Man 3: Outer Space Bear Man in Outer Space (known as SDOSBM3:OSBMOS to those in ‘the bis’) is better than Super Dancing Outer Space Bear Man 2: Outer Space Bear Man in Delaware. What a boring game that was.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3267 Nick Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:50:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3267 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-_5ZjLHKc&NR=1 Here's the same song, but better because it's funnier in French. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-_5ZjLHKc&NR=1

Here’s the same song, but better because it’s funnier in French.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3265 Nick Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:45:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/18/dancing-bears-the-future-of-video-games-and-time-magazine-sucks-at-lists-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3265 You want a song that and video that will be burned into your head? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE246RfrG58 I promise that it's not a RickRoll. It's the gummi bear song, and if you have not heard it you're missing out on the best song and video ever. You want a song that and video that will be burned into your head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE246RfrG58

I promise that it’s not a RickRoll. It’s the gummi bear song, and if you have not heard it you’re missing out on the best song and video ever.

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