Comments on: Rigid, straining November NPD Video Game Sales Analysis

By: Ross

Ross — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:57:54 +0000

I played Wii sports for 2 hours today. I’m telling you it’s hard frigging work.

My sister actually strained her hamstring playing Wii Bowling.

By: Housefly

Housefly — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:04:30 +0000

Do the attach rates for the Wii count downloaded games? People must be playing SOMETHING besides Wii Sports.

By: Kathana

Kathana — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 20:24:06 +0000

You have summed up every argument I’ve ever made against my husband purchasing Rock Band. Good show, sir.

By: bluestocking

bluestocking — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:18:44 +0000

Do you know what I miss? The N64. Do they still make those?

By: Ross

Ross — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:04:12 +0000

I’m guessing all this elaborate figure spouting is just an excuse to show off some guy’s junk.

By: Andy Pants

Andy Pants — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:16:28 +0000

I couldn’t give an orangutans crap about videogames.

By: Ian Cooper

Ian Cooper — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:50:59 +0000

I suggest we combine Hunter’s list idea with the one suggested in another thread to make it “5 Reasons a Sci-Fi Captain in a Funny Hat Is in Bed with Your Wife.”

By: Homsar

Homsar — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:07:06 +0000

When has Jesus ever had a hand in Christmas?

Fuck that. He’s such a pretentious tool.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:54:31 +0000

My wife’s at work.

By: Shafty McStaff

Shafty McStaff — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 22:42:43 +0000

Is there a joke buried in there somewhere? I’ll be the first to admit, my attention span is somewhere between a fly and a newborn kitten, so I just scanned the thing…. someone else read it and prove me wrong.