Comments on: Jetpacks, Boredom and The Classiest Headline Ever: The Friday Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:53:11 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: bluestocking http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3109 bluestocking Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:20:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3109 Yep, cos wife-beating is high-larious. Actually, it is. Yep, cos wife-beating is high-larious.

Actually, it is.

]]> By: St Even http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3086 St Even Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:25:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3086 You're right, because K.I.T. would use his SNARKY, CONDESCENDING voice to tell you what an idiot you are. Then he'd laugh. Wait, do robot cars have senses of humor? I sure hope so. And if they don't, they should. Get on that, Honda. You’re right, because K.I.T. would use his SNARKY, CONDESCENDING voice to tell you what an idiot you are. Then he’d laugh. Wait, do robot cars have senses of humor? I sure hope so. And if they don’t, they should. Get on that, Honda.

]]> By: Potz http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3075 Potz Fri, 14 Dec 2007 23:55:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3075 Yeah, jetpacks, who needs'em? Now K.I.T. I could still use, just without his damn smarky condocending voice. Yeah, jetpacks, who needs’em? Now K.I.T. I could still use, just without his damn smarky condocending voice.

]]> By: Paddy http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3043 Paddy Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:19:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3043 I was mostly confused by the quotation marks around "beats". I kept thinking of scenarios in which Mr. Turner could have killed his ex-wife in a fashion described as beating, but not requiring an actual literal pummeling. I came up with the following: A feverish cake mixing contest in which Tina eventually collapsed from exhaustion. Tina Poisoned by a gift basket of tainted beets, courtesy of Ike, followed by typing error by Post copy editors. Beatbox tournament in which Ike so severly shames Tina (old school) that she dies of the embarassment. Some sort of mutual masturbation scenario I don't even want to consider. I was mostly confused by the quotation marks around “beats”. I kept thinking of scenarios in which Mr. Turner could have killed his ex-wife in a fashion described as beating, but not requiring an actual literal pummeling. I came up with the following:
A feverish cake mixing contest in which Tina eventually collapsed from exhaustion.
Tina Poisoned by a gift basket of tainted beets, courtesy of Ike, followed by typing error by Post copy editors.
Beatbox tournament in which Ike so severly shames Tina (old school) that she dies of the embarassment.
Some sort of mutual masturbation scenario I don’t even want to consider.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3030 Nick Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:44:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3030 If you had a jet pack though you could fly while drunk which would probably be more fun than sitting while drunk when you puke on the people down below. Best headline ever. If you had a jet pack though you could fly while drunk which would probably be more fun than sitting while drunk when you puke on the people down below.

Best headline ever.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3027 Ross Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:37:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3027 I think you're feeling crinaughter. I think you’re feeling crinaughter.

]]> By: Mustafa http://www.cracked.com/blog/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3026 Mustafa Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:34:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/jetpacks-boredom-and-the-classiest-headline-ever-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-3026 I saw that headline, and I wasn't sure whether to cringe or laugh, but I was in some place in between.....Is there a word that describes how I feel? Is there a word (seriously) that describes something that is funny, but you just can;t laugh at? If there's not, I say we start a grassroots movement to make that word the Websters word of 2008 I saw that headline, and I wasn’t sure whether to cringe or laugh, but I was in some place in between…..Is there a word that describes how I feel? Is there a word (seriously) that describes something that is funny, but you just can;t laugh at?

If there’s not, I say we start a grassroots movement to make that word the Websters word of 2008

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