Comments on: Dear God, They Want to Take Away our Pornography (A Manifesto) http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:39:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: wapSpawFoge http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-12691 wapSpawFoge Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:22:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-12691 I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links: I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3343 glendoor42 Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:23:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3343 Well ,I learned a new word for dick, at least. Not bad. Well ,I learned a new word for dick, at least. Not bad.

]]> By: sassysuzy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3322 sassysuzy Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:35:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3322 That is great =] Well done. That is great =] Well done.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3317 Michael Swaim Wed, 19 Dec 2007 08:02:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3317 Sorry all, I was in NY for a few days without Internet connection. At the risk of being anticlimactic, frostbite got it; it was the will one. Will used to be synonymous with dick. TA-DAH! Don't hate me. Sorry all, I was in NY for a few days without Internet connection. At the risk of being anticlimactic, frostbite got it; it was the will one. Will used to be synonymous with dick. TA-DAH! Don’t hate me.

]]> By: sassysuzy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3301 sassysuzy Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:47:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3301 What about "hand in sweaty, sticky hand"? Screw your courage to the "sticking" place has nothing to do with sex but it's from Macbeth and let's face it - we all know where sticky hands come from. What about “hand in sweaty, sticky hand”? Screw your courage to the “sticking” place has nothing to do with sex but it’s from Macbeth and let’s face it - we all know where sticky hands come from.

]]> By: fishboy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3294 fishboy Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:32:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3294 A paraphrase from Richard the Third perhaps? Him being King Dick after all. I can't figure it out. Damn, I knew I should have paid more attention in English Literature... A paraphrase from Richard the Third perhaps? Him being King Dick after all. I can’t figure it out. Damn, I knew I should have paid more attention in English Literature…

]]> By: Tito http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3218 Tito Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:00:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3218 The last hidden pun - I'm guessing "before our very weeping eyes" Either I'm right, or I shouldn't be allowed in public. The last hidden pun - I’m guessing “before our very weeping eyes”

Either I’m right, or I shouldn’t be allowed in public.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3162 glendoor42 Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:19:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3162 Well Sir , I admit defeat at the hands of a greater nerd than I. Some final thoughts, this had better be the greatest Shakespeare masturbation pun ever or well you said it yourself, you deserved to be "beaten". Lastly I will leave with a crude attempt at a Shakespeare pun of my own devising. " Fuck you Macduff, or Macsmain or Mcswain or however it is ignorant cocks spell thy name." Well Sir , I admit defeat at the hands of a greater nerd than I.

Some final thoughts, this had better be the greatest Shakespeare masturbation pun ever or well you said it yourself, you deserved to be “beaten”. Lastly I will leave with a crude attempt at a Shakespeare pun of my own devising.

” Fuck you Macduff, or Macsmain or Mcswain or however it is ignorant cocks spell thy name.”

]]> By: shooter_mcshoot http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3150 shooter_mcshoot Sun, 16 Dec 2007 18:32:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3150 Imagine Pericles arrived at Tyre, Welcomed and settled to his own desire. His woeful queen we leave at Ephesus, Unto Diana there a votaress. Imagine Pericles arrived at Tyre,
Welcomed and settled to his own desire.
His woeful queen we leave at Ephesus,
Unto Diana there a votaress.

]]> By: joss http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3136 joss Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:15:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/14/dear-god-they-want-to-take-away-our-pornography-a-manifesto/#comment-3136 the weeping eyes thing sounds familiar in a shakespearical context. fo' tha vag? the weeping eyes thing sounds familiar in a shakespearical context.
fo’ tha vag?

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