Comments on: Old Robots Vs. New Robots and Energy Air in a Can: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:02:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Svolech http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20830 Svolech Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:07:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20830 Actually Daniel, most free radicals are created by the mitochondria in your cells, not as much from the oxygen you breath. (If you don't believe me, do some resaerch on free radicals) Actually Daniel, most free radicals are created by the mitochondria in your cells, not as much from the oxygen you breath. (If you don’t believe me, do some resaerch on free radicals)

]]> By: » Two-For-One Disappointing Robot Monday: The Daily Nooner (EST)! | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20423 » Two-For-One Disappointing Robot Monday: The Daily Nooner (EST)! | Cracked.com Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:24:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-20423 [...] been banging this drum for a while now, but maybe if I keep at it I can get the robot-making community to listen. If I were them, I know [...] […] been banging this drum for a while now, but maybe if I keep at it I can get the robot-making community to listen. If I were them, I know […]

]]> By: Tom Masterson http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3163 Tom Masterson Sun, 16 Dec 2007 23:25:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3163 Ross Wolinsky Says: December 13th, 2007 at 1:28 pm Tune in for next week’s theme: The 5 Most Hilarious National Tragedies Of All Time. Nailed it! can i still say "zing"? or has that word been thrown to the wayside by the chicago hipster community? Ross Wolinsky Says:
December 13th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Tune in for next week’s theme: The 5 Most Hilarious National Tragedies Of All Time.

Nailed it! can i still say “zing”? or has that word been thrown to the wayside by the chicago hipster community?

]]> By: joss http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3140 joss Sun, 16 Dec 2007 12:54:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3140 oh everything gives me cancer nowadays. what do you think comprises 72.5% of my christmas list. it looks to be a dripping and bulbous stocking. oh everything gives me cancer nowadays.
what do you think comprises 72.5% of my christmas list.
it looks to be a dripping and bulbous stocking.

]]> By: Paddy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3046 Paddy Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:43:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-3046 i like that the guy is bragging about how Elektro can walk, but then has to manually rotate him 90 degrees. i like that the guy is bragging about how Elektro can walk, but then has to manually rotate him 90 degrees.

]]> By: Daniel http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2997 Daniel Fri, 14 Dec 2007 06:28:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2997 I wonder if the buyers of the pure oxygen know that oxygen gives you cancer (if you don't believe me, do some research about free radicals) I wonder if the buyers of the pure oxygen know that oxygen gives you cancer (if you don’t believe me, do some research about free radicals)

]]> By: Mezzomorto http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2992 Mezzomorto Fri, 14 Dec 2007 04:17:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2992 Precocious lil' scamp isn't he. Chain-smoking, misogynistic, full of attitude. All he needs now is an alcohol/gambling habit, and a penchant for whore-mongering and we have one of the best robots ever conceived by man. The future was so much better in the past. Precocious lil’ scamp isn’t he.
Chain-smoking, misogynistic, full of attitude. All he needs now is an alcohol/gambling habit, and a penchant for whore-mongering and we have one of the best robots ever conceived by man.
The future was so much better in the past.

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2978 Michael Swaim Fri, 14 Dec 2007 00:29:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2978 I AM SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW. I AM SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.

]]> By: Monkey Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2955 Monkey Pants Thu, 13 Dec 2007 21:04:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2955 There is reason to be afraid, Swaim. Ross mislead you. This from Wikipedia...so you know it's true. "Elektro survived the scrap pile and was restored by Jack Weeks.[citation needed] It is on display through April 2007 at the Mansfield Memorial Museum in the Westinghouse Robot Exhibit." There is reason to be afraid, Swaim. Ross mislead you. This from Wikipedia…so you know it’s true.

“Elektro survived the scrap pile and was restored by Jack Weeks.[citation needed] It is on display through April 2007 at the Mansfield Memorial Museum in the Westinghouse Robot Exhibit.”

]]> By: Monkey Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2947 Monkey Pants Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:28:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/13/old-robots-vs-new-robots-and-energy-air-in-a-can-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2947 At first I thought, "I'm not going to waste my hard earned skrilla on a fucking can of air." But then I noticed that it's flavored air, and I realized that that's what my air has really been lacking. It will make the coming robot apocalypse more pleasant when I'm in my 89% pure flavored oxygen euphoria. At first I thought, “I’m not going to waste my hard earned skrilla on a fucking can of air.” But then I noticed that it’s flavored air, and I realized that that’s what my air has really been lacking. It will make the coming robot apocalypse more pleasant when I’m in my 89% pure flavored oxygen euphoria.

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