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	<title>Comments on: Woody Allen, Laugh Tracks and A Guy Who Makes Dog Armor: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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	<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/</link>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: rose</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2915</link>
		<dc:creator>rose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a funny guy show us a funny video. I like it. I will tell my friends to check it there. we met on the site called sugarmommymeet.com. it is a service for rich women seeking handsome and charming men from all walks of life. they wanna find their sugarmommies in the site. Maybe it come true.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a funny guy show us a funny video. I like it. I will tell my friends to check it there. we met on the site called sugarmommymeet.com. it is a service for rich women seeking handsome and charming men from all walks of life. they wanna find their sugarmommies in the site. Maybe it come true.</p>
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		<title>By: Pitbullarmory</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2898</link>
		<dc:creator>Pitbullarmory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>erm I meant I sell the people armor...:0) Thanks and take care,  The Pitbull</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>erm I meant I sell the people armor&#8230;:0) Thanks and take care,  The Pitbull</p>
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		<title>By: Pitbullarmory</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2897</link>
		<dc:creator>Pitbullarmory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I dont goto LARP or SCA events though, I see the people armor on the internet. I taught myself how to make armor, the first metal suit I made was for my dog, because he was the only one around. I like animals and the guys where I buy rivits gave me that stuffed squirrel one day, so I put armor on him. Check out pitbullarmory.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I dont goto LARP or SCA events though, I see the people armor on the internet. I taught myself how to make armor, the first metal suit I made was for my dog, because he was the only one around. I like animals and the guys where I buy rivits gave me that stuffed squirrel one day, so I put armor on him. Check out pitbullarmory.com</p>
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		<title>By: Pitbullarmory</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2896</link>
		<dc:creator>Pitbullarmory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for the good words guys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for the good words guys.</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2745</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really wanted him to be a giant bearded viking who yells "MY WARES ARE FORGED FROM STEEL AND FLAME, I KNOW NOT OF YOUR MODERN WAYS!"

And then chops something in half with a two-headed axe for fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really wanted him to be a giant bearded viking who yells &#8220;MY WARES ARE FORGED FROM STEEL AND FLAME, I KNOW NOT OF YOUR MODERN WAYS!&#8221;</p>
<p>And then chops something in half with a two-headed axe for fun.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt D.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2735</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:42:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it wrong to want to sedate a bunch of squirrels, dress them in squirrel armor, and let them loose?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it wrong to want to sedate a bunch of squirrels, dress them in squirrel armor, and let them loose?</p>
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		<title>By: Andy Pants</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2733</link>
		<dc:creator>Andy Pants</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2007 01:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is singlehandedly the most awesome idea I've ever hear.

Oh wait.... Desperate Housewives.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is singlehandedly the most awesome idea I&#8217;ve ever hear.</p>
<p>Oh wait&#8230;. Desperate Housewives.</p>
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		<title>By: Beppo</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2721</link>
		<dc:creator>Beppo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've always wanted to do a show called "Celebrity Snatch" where various female celebrities come on and show their cooze to America.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always wanted to do a show called &#8220;Celebrity Snatch&#8221; where various female celebrities come on and show their cooze to America.</p>
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		<title>By: thedude</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2706</link>
		<dc:creator>thedude</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh, I hate those "speechless" spots.  Long gone are the days when it was hilarious for the Simpsons to completely shit on the writers on Krusty the Klown.  They're just doing this for attention.  If the directors go on strike or something, they'll stand slightly off-camera or walk into walls because they are all dumber than rocks.  How many of these stars are paying for the salaries of the crews who got laid off?  They should all put up or shut up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh, I hate those &#8220;speechless&#8221; spots.  Long gone are the days when it was hilarious for the Simpsons to completely shit on the writers on Krusty the Klown.  They&#8217;re just doing this for attention.  If the directors go on strike or something, they&#8217;ll stand slightly off-camera or walk into walls because they are all dumber than rocks.  How many of these stars are paying for the salaries of the crews who got laid off?  They should all put up or shut up.</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/10/woody-allen-laugh-tracks-and-a-guy-who-makes-dog-armor-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2703</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd hate to see what he witnessed during a LARPing session that forced him to come up with that level of protection for a dog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d hate to see what he witnessed during a LARPing session that forced him to come up with that level of protection for a dog.</p>
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