Comments on: Backwards Feet, Urban Street Dancing and How To Make Your Friends Really Uncomfortable In Your Bathroom: The (Friday) Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:49:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Danny http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-9550 Danny Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:19:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-9550 <strong>Danny...</strong> ...The first thing to know is that it happens to many people and it is not your fault...... Danny…

…The first thing to know is that it happens to many people and it is not your fault……

]]> By: Nktalloth http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6294 Nktalloth Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:57:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-6294 Ooh! I know the homosexuality joke! Napoleon enjoyed surrounding himself with a wall of man-meat! Ooh! I know the homosexuality joke!

Napoleon enjoyed surrounding himself with a wall of man-meat!

]]> By: Old thread, new post! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-5151 Old thread, new post! Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:29:10 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-5151 On Napoleon; He was not, in fact, short. Average was 5'6", and he was (officially) anywhere from 5'4", to 5'8", depending on the source (maybe he had a growth spurt?). He LOOKED small for two reasons: 1) He surrounded himself with really big bodyguards; they cover him more. The also rode on really big horses. Basically, he stayed hidden among big, burly men. I'm sure you can find a homosexuality joke hidden in there, but I'll let you dig it up. 2) The British just loved to hate on the French (still do). So does America. Call him short and 'overcompensating', and let the jokes roll. On Napoleon; He was not, in fact, short. Average was 5′6″, and he was (officially) anywhere from 5′4″, to 5′8″, depending on the source (maybe he had a growth spurt?). He LOOKED small for two reasons:

1) He surrounded himself with really big bodyguards; they cover him more. The also rode on really big horses. Basically, he stayed hidden among big, burly men. I’m sure you can find a homosexuality joke hidden in there, but I’ll let you dig it up.

2) The British just loved to hate on the French (still do). So does America. Call him short and ‘overcompensating’, and let the jokes roll.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4687 orangemtl Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:35:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-4687 Two items: first, Napoleon was in fact short, although not as disproportionately so as people imagine (if indeed anyone akes the time to imagine it at all). Five feet four inches if I recall; average was perhaps 5'6" at the time. Second: Yes, it's inspiring that the guy has learned to do hip-hop with backward legs. That said: wouldn't it be a bit more useful (and less self-servingly public) if he just got an education, a career and consequently good health insurance so they could fix his legs? I'm sure there's a 'Backward Legs Scholarship Fund" out there somewhere. But then, who'd film THAT and put it on Youtube? Nobody. Personally, I think he should call himself "Backtrack". Two items: first, Napoleon was in fact short, although not as disproportionately so as people imagine (if indeed anyone akes the time to imagine it at all). Five feet four inches if I recall; average was perhaps 5′6″ at the time.
Second: Yes, it’s inspiring that the guy has learned to do hip-hop with backward legs. That said: wouldn’t it be a bit more useful (and less self-servingly public) if he just got an education, a career and consequently good health insurance so they could fix his legs? I’m sure there’s a ‘Backward Legs Scholarship Fund” out there somewhere. But then, who’d film THAT and put it on Youtube? Nobody.
Personally, I think he should call himself “Backtrack”.

]]> By: Paddy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2597 Paddy Fri, 07 Dec 2007 23:05:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2597 i'd like to point out he chose to call himself "Solow" which is kinda funny cause he's short, but it's still inferior to the much more obvious choice of simply calling himself "Backwards Feet." It'd save his audeience that awkward moment where they wonder if they're supposed to notice his feet and honestly, who else is going to have that name? i’d like to point out he chose to call himself “Solow” which is kinda funny cause he’s short, but it’s still inferior to the much more obvious choice of simply calling himself “Backwards Feet.” It’d save his audeience that awkward moment where they wonder if they’re supposed to notice his feet and honestly, who else is going to have that name?

]]> By: squiggle http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2589 squiggle Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:46:50 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2589 Actually, Napoleon wasn't short. Actually, Napoleon wasn’t short.

]]> By: Monkey Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2585 Monkey Pants Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:49:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2585 "Underground" is another word for "stupid-ass"...as in," I'm one of the best dancers in the stupid-ass pop & lock dance movement." I bet tying his shoes is a bitch though. “Underground” is another word for “stupid-ass”…as in,” I’m one of the best dancers in the stupid-ass pop & lock dance movement.”

I bet tying his shoes is a bitch though.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2582 Nick Fri, 07 Dec 2007 19:14:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2582 You think there's actually any good ones, thedude? You think there’s actually any good ones, thedude?

]]> By: thedude http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2581 thedude Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:57:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2581 racist jokes are the only way to go, but maybe next week we could try sexism? You could post the 5 worst examples of shitty women drivers. racist jokes are the only way to go, but maybe next week we could try sexism? You could post the 5 worst examples of shitty women drivers.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2576 Nick Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:19:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/07/backwards-feet-urban-street-dancing-and-how-to-make-your-friends-really-uncomfortable-in-your-bathroom-the-friday-nooner-est/#comment-2576 The talking toilet paper holder would be <i> slightly </i> funny if it was saying lines Tim Arnold said from Austin Powers: "Don't push too hard. You might blow out your "o" ring." "That's sounds pretty nasty. How about a courtesy flush over there?" "We're gonna get through this. Bit your lip, grab the bar, and give it hell!" "Jesus Christ, Boy! What did you eat!?" Other than that, awesome video. (Get it? Cause it's the awesome video of the day?) I'm glad you took the high road today and posted something with a disabled person because racist jokes were getting old. Now we can rip on disabled people. The talking toilet paper holder would be slightly funny if it was saying lines Tim Arnold said from Austin Powers:

“Don’t push too hard. You might blow out your “o” ring.”
“That’s sounds pretty nasty. How about a courtesy flush over there?”
“We’re gonna get through this. Bit your lip, grab the bar, and give it hell!”
“Jesus Christ, Boy! What did you eat!?”

Other than that, awesome video. (Get it? Cause it’s the awesome video of the day?) I’m glad you took the high road today and posted something with a disabled person because racist jokes were getting old. Now we can rip on disabled people.

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