A Blogger’s Dilemma
There’s so much to talk about today, it’s been difficult to pick one topic that stands out as deserving my sole attention; for example, I could talk about how Method Man (of the Wu-Tang Clan) said recently that Britney Spears’ head-shaving was a sign of the coming Apocalypse (other signs include breakdancers with backwards feet and talking toilet paper rolls).
Or I could discuss which present I’m more anxiously salivating over this holiday season—a Hanukkah ham, or a $500 framed rhino turd.
I suppose I could even chat about the geopolitical ramifications of actress Eva Mendes’s controversial statement this week that “Boobs are good!” (For future discussion: are they?)
But instead, I think I’d like to set those issues (important though they may be) aside, and take this time to share something with you, something that transcends the day-to-day inanity of the blogosphere, and speaks directly to the heart—something with a power so piercing and pure that mere words cannot hope to describe its significance.
My friends, the incredible thing I’m speaking of is this picture of Ray Liotta:
… you just think about that.
December 7th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
He sort of looks like…he’s eating his own teeth.
December 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Remember in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta pistol-whipped that guy who was getting fresh with Lorraine Bracco? Well, even though he’s old, he could still pistol-whip you.
I’d still like ta’ get fresh with Lorraine Bracco.
December 7th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
i think he’s finally making a conscious effort to distract everyone from his wierd eyebrows. it isn’t wokring of course, but god bless the man for trying.
December 7th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
I tried to get fresh with Lorraine once, and Ray ate my teeth.
December 7th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
Maybe he just saw Eva Mendes’s boobs.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
and he is about to scream “WWOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!
December 7th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
Looks like a bigot’s face to me. Ray Liota=racist. There i said it.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Speaking of Wu-Tang, The 8 Diagrams drops next Tuesday!
Yeeeeaaaaaaaaah!
December 7th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
It’s his “spit or swallow?” face. Yeah, I went there.
December 8th, 2007 at 12:55 am
That’s the difference between love or like , a swallow or a spit.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Someone’s obviously asked him if he admired the late Marlon Brando. Unfortunately it was a bit tasteless to show off his impression.
December 8th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
He looks like William H. Macy with that haircut.
WHATTA HOMO! LOLZ!
December 10th, 2007 at 9:15 am
It looks like his head is about to explode like in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
December 10th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Nice try, Nick!
December 11th, 2007 at 8:03 am
Ok, gotta nip this controversial debate in the bud before it gets out of hand. So, for the record, according to top physicists at the Brantano Institute of All Things Nice, boobs ARE good. You can’t argue with science.