Comments on: Ian’s Unnecessary News Roundup

By: Kinkajou Jones

Kinkajou Jones — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 21:58:36 +0000

I still want to tap Garth’s head with an axe handle, but that’s just me, right? Right?

By: lbh

lbh — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 02:44:00 +0000

Blame it on Homer (Simpson): Had to look into the whole Senora Desert Toad thing. Turns out that because of this critter “Toad Licking” is actually illegal in some states(http://www.californiaherps.com/frogs/pages/b.alvarius.html) . God Bless America.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:46:36 +0000

Well, I can always hope, but until that happens I can hold on to the fact that at 40 years old I still laugh when somebody answers “What is your Uranus Alex?”(which happens more often than you think)

By: Ross

Ross — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:55:02 +0000

You’re just hoping one day someone will actually say ‘What is Glendoor42’s most unusual getting laid song’.

Oh and try 15. This morning. Whilest wearing a giant pink cowboy hat.

You amateur Mr Cooper.

By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:24:15 +0000

Michael Swaim, you took the words right out of my mouth, and it gets funnier every fucking time it happens. Oh and yeah, I think you liked the Futurama movie.

Ren, yeah it pretty sad that I had nothing better to with my time than to have Garth Brooks explain the hat thing .I don’t even fucking like Garth Brooks.

I do remember getting laid when a GB song was playing, Thunder Rolls, I think. You the one that is about the guy who beats his wife to death. Now that I think about it, it’s pretty sad to get laid to a song about spousal abuse and murder. Well she did live in trailer park, so maybe she was into that. You know, I think I’ve said to fucking much about personal life and that nobody here wanted to know that particular piece of trivia. I’m pretty sure it’s not going to show up on Final Jeopardy.

By: homsar

homsar — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:00:10 +0000

10 guys, huh? Better have been unprotected. Otherwise it doesn’t count.

That’s what I’ve told all my friends who are gay and/or from Africa.

Get it? It’s an HIV joke. See how clever I was, playing off the stereotype that only homosexuals and people in Africa are HIV positive? See how I misconstrued those statistics?

God, I’m a clever motherjunker.

By: Ren

Ren — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:12:39 +0000

I too was roll’d. I don’t know what’s sadder, really, that I was tricked or that I wanted to read an article where Garth Brooks explains the differences between his black and white hats.

By: Michael Swaim

Michael Swaim — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:34:27 +0000

Dammit Ian. Best link ever. And that’s like the THIRD fucking time you’ve gotten me with it.

By: Flub

Flub — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:37:19 +0000

Jeebus, people, it’s just an absurd joke. Don’t overthink it.

By: moooooooooobs

moooooooooobs — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:23:06 +0000

all you jokers with your black/white hat sillyness, he clearly states in the intro to the article that it is opposites day. DOY.