Comments on: Starpulse And Wide Open Ass???!!! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:11:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: The Butcher http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-21175 The Butcher Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:34:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-21175 This post is way, way too old to be commenting on. That is the disclaimer. I just wanted to say that "Bush Hijacking" would be an awesome band name. This post is way, way too old to be commenting on. That is the disclaimer.

I just wanted to say that “Bush Hijacking” would be an awesome band name.

]]> By: boy-boy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2579 boy-boy Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:53:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2579 ....amd he said "The Aristocrats!" ….amd he said “The Aristocrats!”

]]> By: Ian Cooper http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2505 Ian Cooper Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:50:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2505 ... and they're all nailing each other. … and they’re all nailing each other.

]]> By: lawtalkinguy http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2501 lawtalkinguy Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:33:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2501 "I was expecting something a tiny bit less obvious like Nicolas Cage and Francis Ford Coppola or Jason Schwartzman and Talia Shire" Actually, you could also have noted that Schwartzman is related to Coppola and Nick cage is related to Talia Shire. Shire is Coppola's sister, which makes Coppal Schwartzman's uncle, and Cage Shire's nephew. “I was expecting something a tiny bit less obvious like Nicolas Cage and Francis Ford Coppola or Jason Schwartzman and Talia Shire” Actually, you could also have noted that Schwartzman is related to Coppola and Nick cage is related to Talia Shire. Shire is Coppola’s sister, which makes Coppal Schwartzman’s uncle, and Cage Shire’s nephew.

]]> By: Ren http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2487 Ren Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:04:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2487 This is my favorite part: "There are so many more retarded people you could be spending your jokes on." Yay! Let's make fun of the special olympics! This is my favorite part: “There are so many more retarded people you could be spending your jokes on.”

Yay! Let’s make fun of the special olympics!

]]> By: Chris http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2468 Chris Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:57:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2468 How is it not newsworthy that the president of the United States is below average intelligence? He's still president, isn't he? He's still stupid, isn't he? You're saying it was newsworthy for six years, but it definitively stopped being newsworthy at some point last year? Are we supposed to stop caring that the president is incompetent because the joke is stale? How is it not newsworthy that the president of the United States is below average intelligence? He’s still president, isn’t he? He’s still stupid, isn’t he? You’re saying it was newsworthy for six years, but it definitively stopped being newsworthy at some point last year? Are we supposed to stop caring that the president is incompetent because the joke is stale?

]]> By: AdjectiveNoun http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2440 AdjectiveNoun Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:39:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2440 Mr. Preacher Man, just take a deep breath and step down off your soapbox. Everything is gonna be ok. You probably don't even remember what you started talking about in the first place, but it's alright, we still love you. Shhhhh, shhhhh. Sleep. Let all those nasty thoughts just fade away. Ok, kill him. Mr. Preacher Man, just take a deep breath and step down off your soapbox. Everything is gonna be ok. You probably don’t even remember what you started talking about in the first place, but it’s alright, we still love you. Shhhhh, shhhhh. Sleep. Let all those nasty thoughts just fade away.

Ok, kill him.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2435 Ross Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:08:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2435 God i love pissy political humourless posting. Makes me glad there's someone more petty and dense than me out there. And i'm a gibbering simpleton :-) God i love pissy political humourless posting. Makes me glad there’s someone more petty and dense than me out there.

And i’m a gibbering simpleton :-)

]]> By: Ian Cooper http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2425 Ian Cooper Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:54:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2425 Talia Shire is Jason Schwartzman's mom, and he's nailing her?! What has this country come to? (I blame Bush.) Talia Shire is Jason Schwartzman’s mom, and he’s nailing her?! What has this country come to? (I blame Bush.)

]]> By: Evan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2423 Evan Thu, 06 Dec 2007 03:29:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/starpulse-hits-new-low/#comment-2423 The picture at the top looks kind of like Kid Rock. The picture at the top looks kind of like Kid Rock.

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