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	<title>Comments on: Bill Nye, The Restraining Order Guy</title>
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		<title>By: Cat Deeley</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-6111</link>
		<dc:creator>Cat Deeley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:09:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Cat Deeley...&lt;/strong&gt;

I Googled for something completely different, but found your page...and have to say thanks. nice read....</description>
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<p>I Googled for something completely different, but found your page&#8230;and have to say thanks. nice read&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: juggadore</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2628</link>
		<dc:creator>juggadore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>maybe bill was also crazy.  maybe she was trying to kill the roses and he thought she was trying to poison the garden.  i dunno.  i couldnt post my comment on the cbs story so i posted here.

by the way, that comment earlier was funny:

Snidely Whiplash Says: 

December 5th, 2007 at 5:15 pm 
Bill Nye the Science Guy gets lye in the eye. Aye yi yi!
Which was the show with the hot chick lab assistant? Both shows were on when I was in college so I was usually stoned/drunk/hungover/tripping/all of the above while I watching it.

Michael Swaim Says: 

December 5th, 2007 at 5:30 pm 
Wow, that was a way better headline than mine. Do you want to write for a humor blog by any chance?

Snidely Whiplash Says: 

December 5th, 2007 at 5:35 pm 
Sorry, I’m too busy editing The New Yorker.



hahahahha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>maybe bill was also crazy.  maybe she was trying to kill the roses and he thought she was trying to poison the garden.  i dunno.  i couldnt post my comment on the cbs story so i posted here.</p>
<p>by the way, that comment earlier was funny:</p>
<p>Snidely Whiplash Says: </p>
<p>December 5th, 2007 at 5:15 pm<br />
Bill Nye the Science Guy gets lye in the eye. Aye yi yi!<br />
Which was the show with the hot chick lab assistant? Both shows were on when I was in college so I was usually stoned/drunk/hungover/tripping/all of the above while I watching it.</p>
<p>Michael Swaim Says: </p>
<p>December 5th, 2007 at 5:30 pm<br />
Wow, that was a way better headline than mine. Do you want to write for a humor blog by any chance?</p>
<p>Snidely Whiplash Says: </p>
<p>December 5th, 2007 at 5:35 pm<br />
Sorry, I’m too busy editing The New Yorker.</p>
<p>hahahahha</p>
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		<title>By: noirakita</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2530</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:19:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I liked both for completely different reasons.

I loved Beakman cause I laughed hysterically at it.

I loved Bill Nye cause I actually learned things, and I always loved the Science Songs to popular tunes.  "Whatta Brain, Whatta Brain, whatta mighty good brain..."   

I don't remember learning any science from Beakman, just laughing at him and Lester and whichever Girl was currently on (Josie was the best imho.).

I always loved on each show how they made fun of each other too.  

So I learned from Bill, but Beakman made me laugh.  Thanks to both of you, for making my childhood educational and funny.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I liked both for completely different reasons.</p>
<p>I loved Beakman cause I laughed hysterically at it.</p>
<p>I loved Bill Nye cause I actually learned things, and I always loved the Science Songs to popular tunes.  &#8220;Whatta Brain, Whatta Brain, whatta mighty good brain&#8230;&#8221;   </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t remember learning any science from Beakman, just laughing at him and Lester and whichever Girl was currently on (Josie was the best imho.).</p>
<p>I always loved on each show how they made fun of each other too.  </p>
<p>So I learned from Bill, but Beakman made me laugh.  Thanks to both of you, for making my childhood educational and funny.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2471</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(soothing female voice) Science Rules.</description>
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		<title>By: pat</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2450</link>
		<dc:creator>pat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill! bill!</p>
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		<title>By: Matt D.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2447</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt D.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 09:04:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It's like my mama always said, you can't trust a man who wears a bow-tie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s like my mama always said, you can&#8217;t trust a man who wears a bow-tie.</p>
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		<title>By: LoganB</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2420</link>
		<dc:creator>LoganB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn straight.  We need to make a Beakman VS Nye website or something.  Have people vote.  Then rig it so Beakman wins.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn straight.  We need to make a Beakman VS Nye website or something.  Have people vote.  Then rig it so Beakman wins.</p>
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		<title>By: homsar</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2415</link>
		<dc:creator>homsar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Nye’s ex dressed up as the black spy from Spy vs. Spy, Nye weeping over his beloved roses, and Tindall the concert oboist loping off through the suburb, bottle of empty poison in her sinister black-gloved hand."

Cue dramatic opera.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Nye’s ex dressed up as the black spy from Spy vs. Spy, Nye weeping over his beloved roses, and Tindall the concert oboist loping off through the suburb, bottle of empty poison in her sinister black-gloved hand.&#8221;</p>
<p>Cue dramatic opera.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2414</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>News Flash, geezer: You either like Bill OR Beakman. Not both. The edutainment science wars still rage on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>News Flash, geezer: You either like Bill OR Beakman. Not both. The edutainment science wars still rage on.</p>
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		<title>By: beckihomecki</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/05/bill-nye-the-restraining-order-guy/#comment-2410</link>
		<dc:creator>beckihomecki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am such a geek that at  age 39 and holding I still tivo Beakman and Bill Nye shows and make my son watch them with me.  I LOVE you Bill.. and always will.  Science is so sexy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am such a geek that at  age 39 and holding I still tivo Beakman and Bill Nye shows and make my son watch them with me.  I LOVE you Bill.. and always will.  Science is so sexy.</p>
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