Comments on: Skateboards, Mountain Bikes and A New Way to Eat Butter: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:45:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: HAHowardDF http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2441 HAHowardDF Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:43:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2441 Hello TEZT! Bye Hello

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]]> By: liquidatemyassets http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2305 liquidatemyassets Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:38:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2305 "The Butter Dispenser can turn one stick of butter into a ribbon that's over ten feet long." Wow, how impressive is that? "Kids will have fun making their own treats like peanut butter ribbons." Haha, that is fun and not disgusting at all. “The Butter Dispenser can turn one stick of butter into a ribbon that’s over ten feet long.”

Wow, how impressive is that?

“Kids will have fun making their own treats like peanut butter ribbons.”

Haha, that is fun and not disgusting at all.

]]> By: wolf eyes crazy chopstick breaker http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2304 wolf eyes crazy chopstick breaker Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:57:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2304 All of the butter dispenser nozzles are impractical. The big round one truly does look like a yellow turd. The only one that would make any sense is a grid like with a garlic press, and that's not up there. In other words, this thing looks like crap that will be a bitch to clean and make your butter look like a sick yellow turd. All of the butter dispenser nozzles are impractical. The big round one truly does look like a yellow turd. The only one that would make any sense is a grid like with a garlic press, and that’s not up there. In other words, this thing looks like crap that will be a bitch to clean and make your butter look like a sick yellow turd.

]]> By: homsar http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2299 homsar Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:14:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2299 “Is your butter so hard to spread it destroys your bread?" Yes. "Are you sick of messy trays with butter so bad you want to throw it away?" Yes. "Then you need the Butter Dispenser!” Okay. “Is your butter so hard to spread it destroys your bread?”
Yes.

“Are you sick of messy trays with butter so bad you want to throw it away?”
Yes.

“Then you need the Butter Dispenser!”
Okay.

]]> By: Beppo http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2279 Beppo Tue, 04 Dec 2007 22:38:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2279 I'm real glad my teen years were before the rise of the Internet. I have a number of embarrassing events that I'm happy didn't get caught on a cellphone cam. I’m real glad my teen years were before the rise of the Internet. I have a number of embarrassing events that I’m happy didn’t get caught on a cellphone cam.

]]> By: Sam Neil http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2271 Sam Neil Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:54:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2271 If you follow the embedded Iraqi reporters you would know that Iraqi children follow American soldiers around no matter what, wherever, whenever they see one. If you follow the embedded Iraqi reporters you would know that Iraqi children follow American soldiers around no matter what, wherever, whenever they see one.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2264 Nick Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:59:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2264 I was gonna go look at shockabilly, but thanks to Ross I have no desire to go ever. Thank you for saving me the time, Ross. This is yet another reason I will continue to come to cracked.com over other crappy sites. I was gonna go look at shockabilly, but thanks to Ross I have no desire to go ever. Thank you for saving me the time, Ross. This is yet another reason I will continue to come to cracked.com over other crappy sites.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2263 Ross Wolinsky Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:53:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2263 Here's the current main page of <a href="http://www.shockabilly.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Shockabilly.com</a>: <img src="http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/shockabilly.jpg"> Looks pretty hilarious, Nathan. Here’s the current main page of Shockabilly.com:

Looks pretty hilarious, Nathan.

]]> By: Ian Cooper http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2261 Ian Cooper Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:46:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2261 I hope the person who designed the <a href="http://www.hasbro.com/common/images/products/90020_imagea400.jpg" rel="nofollow">Play-Doh Fun Factory</a> is getting a cut of that butter gizmo. I hope the person who designed the Play-Doh Fun Factory is getting a cut of that butter gizmo.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2258 Nick Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:35:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/04/skateboards-mountain-bikes-and-a-new-way-to-eat-butter-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2258 I used to go to ebaums until it turned into a pile of shit and started putting up videos from Iraq of people being sniped or blown up, or the video of the army guys holding out a water bottle as little children chase after them in hopes of having some clean water. The video entitled "if you're having a bad day" or something like that was a series of people falling down mountains, being sweeped away in storms/hurricanes/tsunamis, and other such attrocities. I want funny, and people dying and falling down mountains doesn't qualify. I used to go to ebaums until it turned into a pile of shit and started putting up videos from Iraq of people being sniped or blown up, or the video of the army guys holding out a water bottle as little children chase after them in hopes of having some clean water.

The video entitled “if you’re having a bad day” or something like that was a series of people falling down mountains, being sweeped away in storms/hurricanes/tsunamis, and other such attrocities.

I want funny, and people dying and falling down mountains doesn’t qualify.

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