There’s a new reality dating show coming out, and if these photos are any indication, the bachelorette really digs sex.
Her name is Calpernia Addams. She’s been a showgirl, an actress, and, oh, one more thing, she used to be a dude.
Yarp. Transamerican Love Story will premiere on LOGO and feature eight men courting one transgender woman. Unfortunately, LOGO just doesn’t have sound commercial instincts because all the contestants will know about Calpernia’s former status as a man before the show even starts. Personally, I would have preferred springing the news on a bunch of redneck suitors after a big sloppy kiss. But I guess LOGO wanted to go a different way. Something about showing that transgender relationships are a normal part of society. Personally, I think it’s unnatural. I like my women to have a cock and balls the way God intended.
Oh, and this just in, the FOX network is in production on a new series called Who Wants To Marry Calpernia Addams’ Penis?
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September 8th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Jim.
What part of “It’s a humor website” isn’t being made clear enough?
You’re expecting reverence? Appreciation of every individual’s inner beauty?
We burned that bridge before we even crossed it.
Moreover, you’re barking up the wrong tree. There’s nothing “vile” here — just some otherwise bored folks with mildly twisted senses of humor.
No social injustices, no atrocities against our fellow man…woman…whatever…
March 9th, 2008 at 5:28 am
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March 9th, 2008 at 1:05 am
online dating site…
It can many times become tough to extract the acceptable fitness singles evidence from the unreliable….
January 18th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Callie is a beautiful human being and maybe what I could suggest to you all is instead of focusing on the whole female/male thing…try viewing her the way you all want to be viewed…as a human with a heart and a soul. Wow, humanity’s need for sarcasm is vile today. Love her as you would love yourself…or maybe that’s where you need to start (?)
December 5th, 2007 at 10:00 am
With a name like “Calpernia”, how could you not know she used to be a dude?
December 5th, 2007 at 8:07 am
I am the morality police! Drop that TiVO remote and come out with your hands up.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Dellie, Ian was being uber tongue in cheek. I know it can be hard to separate the faux asinine from the genuine asinine.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
You people are sad….
December 4th, 2007 at 2:47 am
It would be great if they producers somehow managed to get the roommate-murderer out of prison and on the show as a contestant. Awk-WARD!
December 4th, 2007 at 1:35 am
Calpurnia Addams was dating a soldier at FT Campbell, KY. Then the GI’s roomate got drunk and beat him to death with a baseball bat, got twenty years. Lovely. Now (S)He’s on a TV show? People in general are whores. Attention grabbing whores at that. Not that I care, I’m not the morality police.
December 4th, 2007 at 12:33 am
They are replaying that show on the FOX Reality Channel
December 4th, 2007 at 12:27 am
There’s Something About Miriam (the UK reality show featuring a Brazilian She-Male) was one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.
Especially when the clueless, posturing guys would talk about there being ‘a lot of testosterone in the room.’
Uh huh.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Hey, I never said that I didn’t find dead baby dick jokes not funny,and that one was , just dead baby jokes. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go finish my lesson plans for the forensic sketch artist class that I teach.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Someone who would love to win that penis and do stuff with it? Calpernia Addams.
Sure, it’s her own dick, but she’s a “woman”. You could always be mad at her and say “Go fuck yourself!!!!!” and she would just… well, she could do precisely that, fuck herself, literaly.
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
BTW, “a Parent” that’s actually the Lindbergh baby’s penis in that jar.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Interesting Dave. Yeah. They could never do that in America.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
See, dick jokes I told you ,dick jokes. Stick with the dick jokes, or in this case, lack of dick, jokes.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:08 pm
yes, that’s supposed to be Rasputin’s schlong, but don’t ruin the illusion of my brilliantly crafted dick joke. I also heard its God’s penis .
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Hold on, they actually did the tranny reveal on a reality show before. It wasn’t an American one, but it definitely happened. Someone Google it.
Ooh, here it is: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402707/
December 3rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
This may be bullshit, but I saw that photo on another site (actually a semi-reputable one; I’m not always here you know) and that’s supposed to be Rasputin’s penis at some Russian museum. If that’s the case, I think we now understand why he was able to gain so much of the Czarina’s confidence while hubby was away. Bitches. I swear. It’s almost enough to make you want to go transgender for your next reality show date. That, except for the the whole she-used-to-have-a-fucking-cock thing.
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:18 pm
This reminds me, have you guys heard of sugarmommy.net? It’s a great site where rich women meet hot young guys and cut off their schlongs and stuff them in jars.