Comments on: A Golden Opportunity For Your Penis… If It’s Good At Rationalizations http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:59:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: krankknark http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-32371 krankknark Wed, 21 May 2008 21:37:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-32371 Looking good comes and goes. You're young, you can look good. Beauty is both in the eye of the beholder and comes from within. Sorry for the sorry words here, but I'd be happy and lucky to spend time with Miss Bacall. Looking good comes and goes. You’re young, you can look good. Beauty is both in the eye of the beholder and comes from within. Sorry for the sorry words here, but I’d be happy and lucky to spend time with Miss Bacall.

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2161 Gladstone Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:04:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2161 Eddie. Spam is not an ESL endeavor. Eddie. Spam is not an ESL endeavor.

]]> By: eddie http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2156 eddie Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:34:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2156 How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that if u wanna have such a woman, u can register to become a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true! How sexy she is! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that if u wanna have such a woman, u can register to become a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby… if it is true!

]]> By: Jonathan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2143 Jonathan Mon, 03 Dec 2007 03:10:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2143 Thank you, thank you. It just so happens I don't happen to have a job, either (hint, hint). College doesn't count; I've been going there since the 1st Bush was president (and I don't mean Reagan's last years when Nancy was in charge). Thank you, thank you. It just so happens I don’t happen to have a job, either (hint, hint). College doesn’t count; I’ve been going there since the 1st Bush was president (and I don’t mean Reagan’s last years when Nancy was in charge).

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2140 Gladstone Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:46:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2140 Jonathan! Self-effacing humor in a comment! Wow. We can't get enough of that here at the Cracked blog. Well done. Jonathan! Self-effacing humor in a comment! Wow. We can’t get enough of that here at the Cracked blog. Well done.

]]> By: Jonathan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2139 Jonathan Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:38:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2139 Of course I'd let her do me with a strap-on; I mean I wouldn't even be looking at her anyway. That WAS what we were talking about...right? Right? Oops. Really, though; if we could cut all the lights out except for one illuminating the FIRST poster of her so I could stare at it while in the saddle, I'd tag it. The question is, could she handle all five inches or would I have to wear earplugs to avoid the screaming? Really though (one more time); of course I'd do it. She's freakin' Lauren Bacall. Of course I’d let her do me with a strap-on; I mean I wouldn’t even be looking at her anyway. That WAS what we were talking about…right? Right? Oops. Really, though; if we could cut all the lights out except for one illuminating the FIRST poster of her so I could stare at it while in the saddle, I’d tag it. The question is, could she handle all five inches or would I have to wear earplugs to avoid the screaming? Really though (one more time); of course I’d do it. She’s freakin’ Lauren Bacall.

]]> By: PanicintheStreetsofLondon http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2135 PanicintheStreetsofLondon Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:26:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2135 Also, twelve inches. Also, twelve inches.

]]> By: PanicintheStreetsofLondon http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2134 PanicintheStreetsofLondon Mon, 03 Dec 2007 00:25:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2134 Huh, I thought she was dead. Then again, if I don't hear about a celebrity on the news for more then six months, I assume they're dead and move on. Huh, I thought she was dead. Then again, if I don’t hear about a celebrity on the news for more then six months, I assume they’re dead and move on.

]]> By: Been There, Done That http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2128 Been There, Done That Sun, 02 Dec 2007 21:11:19 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2128 WAIT, SO YOU'RE SAYING SHE SHOULD HAVE PAID ME?!!! Damnit. WAIT, SO YOU’RE SAYING SHE SHOULD HAVE PAID ME?!!!

Damnit.

]]> By: Gladstone http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2082 Gladstone Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:28:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/30/a-golden-opportunity-for-your-penis-if-its-good-at-rationalizations/#comment-2082 I'm sorry Vitajex, much like the cafeteria where you intend to take Racquel, there are no substitutions. I’m sorry Vitajex, much like the cafeteria where you intend to take Racquel, there are no substitutions.

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