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	<title>Comments on: A Little Boy Who Can Kick Your Ass and A Full-Grown Man In A Really Expensive Skirt: The Daily Nooner (EST)!</title>
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		<title>By: bigbeauty</title>
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		<dc:creator>bigbeauty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also saw this article in hot dating club___Plusmeet.com___, where many big boob women, big booty women and big guys mingle and seek fun&amp;love together.</p>
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		<title>By: The Butcher</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Butcher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so piss-myself happy that I finally found this post.  Once upon a time, in a land not much changed from this, I stumbled upon a truly fine posting about what a raging ass tool this fine gentleman we refer to as "Nick" truly is.

His delirious Mountain Dew fueled ramblings have not only lived up to my expectations but have also single handedly destroyed my personal definition of what an 'egotistical nerd terd' truly is.  Bravo.  Bravo.

I applaud your ridiculous (albeight pointless) existence on this planet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so piss-myself happy that I finally found this post.  Once upon a time, in a land not much changed from this, I stumbled upon a truly fine posting about what a raging ass tool this fine gentleman we refer to as &#8220;Nick&#8221; truly is.</p>
<p>His delirious Mountain Dew fueled ramblings have not only lived up to my expectations but have also single handedly destroyed my personal definition of what an &#8216;egotistical nerd terd&#8217; truly is.  Bravo.  Bravo.</p>
<p>I applaud your ridiculous (albeight pointless) existence on this planet.</p>
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		<title>By: wapSpawFoge</title>
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		<dc:creator>wapSpawFoge</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 15:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:</p>
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		<title>By: Nktalloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nktalloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:56:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nick... part of martial arts is learning discipline and internal calm in order to master yourself.  If you're getting incensed over a faceless entity on the internet who doubts that a Shaolin child could take on anyone in America, then you probably need to work on the internal side more and work on the exterior another day.

Turk Fowler, too late!  Since you were the first one to bring it up, now you have to go and check on the status of Nick's balls!  This whole post was really a setup to trap you into this duty, and you FELL FOR IT!  HA!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nick&#8230; part of martial arts is learning discipline and internal calm in order to master yourself.  If you&#8217;re getting incensed over a faceless entity on the internet who doubts that a Shaolin child could take on anyone in America, then you probably need to work on the internal side more and work on the exterior another day.</p>
<p>Turk Fowler, too late!  Since you were the first one to bring it up, now you have to go and check on the status of Nick&#8217;s balls!  This whole post was really a setup to trap you into this duty, and you FELL FOR IT!  HA!</p>
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		<title>By: Turk Fowler</title>
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		<dc:creator>Turk Fowler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think "little asian baby balls" is a funny line and should be appreciated....I think nick may also have them but I refuse to be the one who has to verify that....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think &#8220;little asian baby balls&#8221; is a funny line and should be appreciated&#8230;.I think nick may also have them but I refuse to be the one who has to verify that&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You say you're not coming back, but I bet you will just to see if I post anything, so I leave this message for you, Choocher:

1.) I'm glad you finally figured out that you shouldn't post about a subject you don't know enough about to speak intelligently.

2.) I love your assumptions about my skills though you've never seen me. That's worse than your assessment of the kids in the video. There's no "trying to." I do break boards with my head. As far as kicking goes, I can kick anyone 7' tall or less in the head with any type of kick from a standing position and I can front jump kick to almost 9" feet.
     You are also incorrect on a number of points with "kiyaaah." I'll leave it at that since you don't care to learn the "trivia" as you call it, even though that "trivia" it is an important part of martial arts.

3.) I do have a sense of humor. I think your stupidity is hilarious, but not your insults based on a subject you don't know enough about to assess properly. (i.e. Your comment on banging their crotch on the ground and "little asian baby balls" wasn't funny because that's not what really happened and it's easy to see that it didn't happen.)

I still wonder though... Are you the type of guy that plays Guitar Hero and thinks it means he can really play guitar?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You say you&#8217;re not coming back, but I bet you will just to see if I post anything, so I leave this message for you, Choocher:</p>
<p>1.) I&#8217;m glad you finally figured out that you shouldn&#8217;t post about a subject you don&#8217;t know enough about to speak intelligently.</p>
<p>2.) I love your assumptions about my skills though you&#8217;ve never seen me. That&#8217;s worse than your assessment of the kids in the video. There&#8217;s no &#8220;trying to.&#8221; I do break boards with my head. As far as kicking goes, I can kick anyone 7&#8242; tall or less in the head with any type of kick from a standing position and I can front jump kick to almost 9&#8243; feet.<br />
     You are also incorrect on a number of points with &#8220;kiyaaah.&#8221; I&#8217;ll leave it at that since you don&#8217;t care to learn the &#8220;trivia&#8221; as you call it, even though that &#8220;trivia&#8221; it is an important part of martial arts.</p>
<p>3.) I do have a sense of humor. I think your stupidity is hilarious, but not your insults based on a subject you don&#8217;t know enough about to assess properly. (i.e. Your comment on banging their crotch on the ground and &#8220;little asian baby balls&#8221; wasn&#8217;t funny because that&#8217;s not what really happened and it&#8217;s easy to see that it didn&#8217;t happen.)</p>
<p>I still wonder though&#8230; Are you the type of guy that plays Guitar Hero and thinks it means he can really play guitar?</p>
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		<title>By: Choocher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Choocher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:15:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Word, Shooey. At least I'm on the job, making money while I post. Nick's in his mom's basement, running to check this page, then running back to the heavy bag with "Choocher" misspelled on it, doing spinning backhands to it, since he can't quite get that chubby leg above the waist, shouting "Kiyaaaah! You know nothing about martial arts, Choocher! Nothing! How dare you comment!" This is the last time I'll ever come to this page, so I'll never read Nick's stupid, Karate-trivia-filled, poorly spelled, 'obvious you know nothing' reply. So he'll have the last word in cyberspace, and I'll have it in reality. Nick, I'll never again post a comment about something I'm not an unqualified master at, especially something as complex as who can kick who's ass, not even at being a 'brain sergeon'. You, in return, might want to stop trying to break boards with your head, learn how to spell, and develop a sense of humor. Putz.
p.s. No 'e' in 'arguing', Shooey. Couldn't help myself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Word, Shooey. At least I&#8217;m on the job, making money while I post. Nick&#8217;s in his mom&#8217;s basement, running to check this page, then running back to the heavy bag with &#8220;Choocher&#8221; misspelled on it, doing spinning backhands to it, since he can&#8217;t quite get that chubby leg above the waist, shouting &#8220;Kiyaaaah! You know nothing about martial arts, Choocher! Nothing! How dare you comment!&#8221; This is the last time I&#8217;ll ever come to this page, so I&#8217;ll never read Nick&#8217;s stupid, Karate-trivia-filled, poorly spelled, &#8216;obvious you know nothing&#8217; reply. So he&#8217;ll have the last word in cyberspace, and I&#8217;ll have it in reality. Nick, I&#8217;ll never again post a comment about something I&#8217;m not an unqualified master at, especially something as complex as who can kick who&#8217;s ass, not even at being a &#8216;brain sergeon&#8217;. You, in return, might want to stop trying to break boards with your head, learn how to spell, and develop a sense of humor. Putz.<br />
p.s. No &#8216;e&#8217; in &#8216;arguing&#8217;, Shooey. Couldn&#8217;t help myself.</p>
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		<title>By: Choocher</title>
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		<dc:creator>Choocher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Word, Shooey. At least I'm on the job, making money while I post. Nick's in his mom's basement, running to check this page, then running back to the heavy bag with "Choocher" misspelled on it, doing spinning backhands to it, since he can't quite get that chubby leg above the waist, shouting "Kiyaaaah! You know nothing about martial arts, Choocher! Nothing! How dare you comment!" This is the last time I'll ever come to this page, so I'll never read Nick's stupid, Karate-trivia-filled, poorly spelled, 'obvious you know nothing' reply. So he'll have the last word in cyberspace, and I'll have it in reality. Nick, I'll never again post a comment about something I'm not an unqualified master at, especially something as complex as who can kick who's ass, not even at being a 'brain sergeon'. You, in return, might want to stop trying to break boards with your head, learn how to spell, and develop a sense of humor. Putz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Word, Shooey. At least I&#8217;m on the job, making money while I post. Nick&#8217;s in his mom&#8217;s basement, running to check this page, then running back to the heavy bag with &#8220;Choocher&#8221; misspelled on it, doing spinning backhands to it, since he can&#8217;t quite get that chubby leg above the waist, shouting &#8220;Kiyaaaah! You know nothing about martial arts, Choocher! Nothing! How dare you comment!&#8221; This is the last time I&#8217;ll ever come to this page, so I&#8217;ll never read Nick&#8217;s stupid, Karate-trivia-filled, poorly spelled, &#8216;obvious you know nothing&#8217; reply. So he&#8217;ll have the last word in cyberspace, and I&#8217;ll have it in reality. Nick, I&#8217;ll never again post a comment about something I&#8217;m not an unqualified master at, especially something as complex as who can kick who&#8217;s ass, not even at being a &#8216;brain sergeon&#8217;. You, in return, might want to stop trying to break boards with your head, learn how to spell, and develop a sense of humor. Putz.</p>
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		<title>By: MwmShooey</title>
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		<dc:creator>MwmShooey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 22:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, nick and choocher. Heres a small little... something something for you. Shut your mouths, and get some lives. You cant have lives if your jsut sitting at your computer argueing, especially with how long your lil stories are for each post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, nick and choocher. Heres a small little&#8230; something something for you. Shut your mouths, and get some lives. You cant have lives if your jsut sitting at your computer argueing, especially with how long your lil stories are for each post.</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 15:17:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is Choocher trying to say Ken Shamrock (I know he's retired but work with me) or Randy Couture go around on the street challenging people to fights and ripping out their shoulders/dislocating and tearing muscles like they've trained to do for so long?

Of course not, those guys may be tough but they aren't undisciplined. There's still a culture of discipline in MMA.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is Choocher trying to say Ken Shamrock (I know he&#8217;s retired but work with me) or Randy Couture go around on the street challenging people to fights and ripping out their shoulders/dislocating and tearing muscles like they&#8217;ve trained to do for so long?</p>
<p>Of course not, those guys may be tough but they aren&#8217;t undisciplined. There&#8217;s still a culture of discipline in MMA.</p>
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