Comments on: Come 2010, You Won’t be Able to Read This http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:10:08 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Jessica Alba Bangs http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-13338 Jessica Alba Bangs Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:17:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-13338 “ I have no sympathy for her. “ Take me seriously, but look at me shake my cellulite- free ass all over the screen!” If she wanted to be taken seriously, she would fucking ACT. These Hollywood bitches know what they are doing. Nat P and Scarlett Jo are two of the hottest women I’ ve ever seen, but those two can ACT, and act WELL, and everyone knows it. All Alba has is her amazing ass, which will sag in ten years, along with her career. Call me jealous, call me whatever you want, but if every single... “ I have no sympathy for her. “ Take me seriously, but look at me shake my cellulite- free ass all over the screen!” If she wanted to be taken seriously, she would fucking ACT. These Hollywood bitches know what they are doing. Nat P and Scarlett Jo are two of the hottest women I’ ve ever seen, but those two can ACT, and act WELL, and everyone knows it. All Alba has is her amazing ass, which will sag in ten years, along with her career. Call me jealous, call me whatever you want, but if every single…

]]> By: floatfish http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-2060 floatfish Sat, 01 Dec 2007 09:34:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-2060 I love the video. I saw a few similar ones on the site called sugarmommymeet.com as well. it is a service for rich women seeking handsome and charming men from all walks of life. the users from the site upload their own funny videos every day. I love the video. I saw a few similar ones on the site called sugarmommymeet.com as well. it is a service for rich women seeking handsome and charming men from all walks of life. the users from the site upload their own funny videos every day.

]]> By: Dave http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1886 Dave Thu, 29 Nov 2007 02:35:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1886 No, no, no, the real problem is with *uploading* soon we won't even be abl No, no, no, the real problem is with *uploading* soon we won’t even be abl

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1867 Ross Wolinsky Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:36:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1867 FAIL. FAIL.

]]> By: MichaelSwaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1866 MichaelSwaim Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:26:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1866 Wow, even I didn't Digg it. Wow, even I didn’t Digg it.

]]> By: Neil http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1864 Neil Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:47:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1864 Thanks for the update senator stephens, but i much prefer to get my internet information from some one who didn't go senile back in the 50s. Thanks for the update senator stephens, but i much prefer to get my internet information from some one who didn’t go senile back in the 50s.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1852 Ross Wolinsky Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:59:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1852 You mean to tell me that someday I won't be able to embed 12 flash games, a graffiti board and 25 different music videos to all simultaneously play over each other as soon as my MySpace page loads? What about animated gif backgrounds? Also - does this have anything to do with the War on Terror? Surely if we win the War on Terror then we can still post whatever the fuck we want on our MySpace pages, right?! You mean to tell me that someday I won’t be able to embed 12 flash games, a graffiti board and 25 different music videos to all simultaneously play over each other as soon as my MySpace page loads? What about animated gif backgrounds?

Also - does this have anything to do with the War on Terror? Surely if we win the War on Terror then we can still post whatever the fuck we want on our MySpace pages, right?!

]]> By: GMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1839 GMan Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:19:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1839 that video has to be fake, it couldn't be real could it? that video has to be fake, it couldn’t be real could it?

]]> By: Kathana http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1838 Kathana Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:32:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1838 You fool, didn't you read his post? Because of the internet drought, Cracked is only uploading articles on alternating Thursdays now. Enjoy what you've got. You fool, didn’t you read his post? Because of the internet drought, Cracked is only uploading articles on alternating Thursdays now. Enjoy what you’ve got.

]]> By: Sam Neil http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1837 Sam Neil Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:29:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/28/446/#comment-1837 soooo, where's the new main page article? I remember back in the day you would post it at 2AM. soooo, where’s the new main page article? I remember back in the day you would post it at 2AM.

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