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Awesome Video Of The Day
Kent “Toast” French: The World’s Fastest Clapper
They say everyone is good at SOMETHING, but how did this guy figure out that his special skill was clapping really fast? Was he just clapping all the time when he was younger and eventually some of his friends noticed and were like, “That is some FAST clapping, bro!” I don’t know about you, but if my friend was always sitting there doing his fast clapping routine, I don’t think I’d be friends with that dude for very long.
I guess it’s easy to make fun of this guy for spending so much time trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, but you know what’s even sadder? Being a WANNABE World’s Fastest Clapper. Besides: Have YOU ever met Richard Simmons? I didn’t think so.
With Winter just around the corner, it’s time to make preparations for the cold months ahead. You’re going to want to load up on batteries and canned food and have an emergency plan for your family and all that, but more importantly, you’d better figure out what you’re going to wear. Navigating the gauntlet that is Men’s Fashion can be scary, but don’t worry: I’ve done all the homework for you, and this week on the Cracked Blog I’ll be bringing you my five top picks for the season.
The Cracked Guide To Men’s Winter Fashion
Label: Alexander McQueen
Materials: Wool, Fur, Drapes
Message It Sends To The World: “Mom says I can come play in Milan if I bundle up.”
Features
Price: $85,000 (skinny tie included)
November 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Looking like the super gay version of Rocky? Priceless.
November 27th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Gotta give the guy credit for having a world record, but that’s one of those things that I think I’d keep to myself, like being able to auto-felate. Good to have, but not something to show off.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
i met richard simmons.
November 27th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
That’s one of those things Rory, that I think I’d keep to myself.
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:41 am
I don’t think that’s really clapping, that’s sliding your hands about and making a clapping sound… But I bet he’s the fastest wanker! haha
January 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Bet the monkey lives in constant fear of being spanked. Like, to death.