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	<title>Comments on: Call Me When You&#8217;ve Got HoloSlaloms</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 05:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Steve Fairchild</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/give-me-a-call-when-youve-got-laser-flumes-and-holoslaloms/#comment-2350</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve Fairchild</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Claiming California's first Zip Line is not true. Moaning Cavern Park, Vallecito Ca. has had a twin 1500 foot zip run since July '07. A gentle man from Heavenly Valley was down video taping it in August. Check out our web site Http://caverntours.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Claiming California&#8217;s first Zip Line is not true. Moaning Cavern Park, Vallecito Ca. has had a twin 1500 foot zip run since July &#8216;07. A gentle man from Heavenly Valley was down video taping it in August. Check out our web site Http://caverntours.com</p>
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		<title>By: Simon Scowl</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/give-me-a-call-when-youve-got-laser-flumes-and-holoslaloms/#comment-1677</link>
		<dc:creator>Simon Scowl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:06:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Wooden"? I forgot, this is 1907.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Wooden&#8221;? I forgot, this is 1907.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/give-me-a-call-when-youve-got-laser-flumes-and-holoslaloms/#comment-1640</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd be a total hypocrite, but YES.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d be a total hypocrite, but YES.</p>
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		<title>By: griffin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/give-me-a-call-when-youve-got-laser-flumes-and-holoslaloms/#comment-1635</link>
		<dc:creator>griffin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 10:37:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well it looks like we have a winter excursion.  Shall we say new years?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it looks like we have a winter excursion.  Shall we say new years?</p>
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		<title>By: Steven</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/give-me-a-call-when-youve-got-laser-flumes-and-holoslaloms/#comment-1630</link>
		<dc:creator>Steven</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 03:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When will we be able to just start a business where people go to get killed?    If the possibility of death is the thrill why do they shut things like this down after someone "accidentally" dies?  Seems like after there was a fatal accident they could start charging more.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When will we be able to just start a business where people go to get killed?    If the possibility of death is the thrill why do they shut things like this down after someone &#8220;accidentally&#8221; dies?  Seems like after there was a fatal accident they could start charging more.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael Swaim</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/give-me-a-call-when-youve-got-laser-flumes-and-holoslaloms/#comment-1624</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael Swaim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 23:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alex, I charge you: answer your calling. Become a ski resort chairperson.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alex, I charge you: answer your calling. Become a ski resort chairperson.</p>
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		<title>By: alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If they were truly enterprising, they would pull homeless people off the streets and give them cheese and hot water to run the ziplines.  With luck and a bit of planning they could pull in EVERY SINGLE DEMOGRAPHIC.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If they were truly enterprising, they would pull homeless people off the streets and give them cheese and hot water to run the ziplines.  With luck and a bit of planning they could pull in EVERY SINGLE DEMOGRAPHIC.</p>
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