Comments on: Worst Case Scenario: T-Rex Edition http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 11 Oct 2008 11:01:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: borsniel http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-37775 borsniel Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:19:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-37775 well guys lets stop looking at the dinosaurs as if they were movie monsters. for one t-rex can see you when your not mving. also climb into a log. the t-rex’s servival instincts will kick in and it will probly leave you alone to avoid injury to its self sence your only a small snack to it. the exspection to this rule would be if you were near is nest. its theroized they were worse than bears when it came to protecting their young. if you run it will chace and out run you.also you are a small meal to a raptor so it would want you. next fire arms vs dinosaurs. now aginst a t-rex you might as well poke it with a stick if you plan on using somthing lower than a .50, and dont even bother with a pistol. its skull wuold be about X15 times harder than that of the cape bufflo. if you hunt large game in you know those guys are tough as nails. for a t-rex i would recamendsetting up a tower 80ft above the ground and using a BOYS anti .55 calibier anti tank rifle from WW1 or an RPG/TOW misslie system. also dont count on a t-rex being alone. packs of them have been found together consisting of up to 4 or 5 of members. being about a hundred times more dangrous than any creature on earth today i would stay away from them if they were ever reserecurted. well guys lets stop looking at the dinosaurs as if they were movie monsters. for one t-rex can see you when your not mving. also climb into a log. the t-rex’s servival instincts will kick in and it will probly leave you alone to avoid injury to its self sence your only a small snack to it. the exspection to this rule would be if you were near is nest. its theroized they were worse than bears when it came to protecting their young. if you run it will chace and out run you.also you are a small meal to a raptor so it would want you. next fire arms vs dinosaurs. now aginst a t-rex you might as well poke it with a stick if you plan on using somthing lower than a .50, and dont even bother with a pistol. its skull wuold be about X15 times harder than that of the cape bufflo. if you hunt large game in you know those guys are tough as nails. for a t-rex i would recamendsetting up a tower 80ft above the ground and using a BOYS anti .55 calibier anti tank rifle from WW1 or an RPG/TOW misslie system. also dont count on a t-rex being alone. packs of them have been found together consisting of up to 4 or 5 of members. being about a hundred times more dangrous than any creature on earth today i would stay away from them if they were ever reserecurted.

]]> By: orangemtl http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-13586 orangemtl Wed, 19 Mar 2008 00:37:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-13586 OK, so you're reading what is apparently well meant and slightly inane Web humor, because you have few friends and far too much free time. You make up some contrived dinosaur/carnivore encounter in order to tempt the original writer to indulge your need for contact---even computer contact. The story master--we'll just call him "Michael S", shall we?---starts to inquire, to probe: "What sort of car is the T Rex driving?" "Did you offer him some of your gnocchi, or did he just take it from your plate?" "Was this the first time your girlfriend mused about a T=Rex threesome, or is this a recurring theme for her?" And then it dawns on you. "Michael S" is not trying to help you with your multifaceted T=Rex "issues", ----He IS A FUCKING T-REX, Bucko! Just trying to neutralize our carefully orchestrated defenses! The BASTARD! The NERVE! You can keep your friendly "advice", partner----I'm keeping my T-Rex defenses for myself and my guiding voices that live in the television. No more helpful hints for you, you stinking T-Rex/human impostor. OK, so you’re reading what is apparently well meant and slightly inane Web humor, because you have few friends and far too much free time. You make up some contrived dinosaur/carnivore encounter in order to tempt the original writer to indulge your need for contact—even computer contact. The story master–we’ll just call him “Michael S”, shall we?—starts to inquire, to probe:
“What sort of car is the T Rex driving?”
“Did you offer him some of your gnocchi, or did he just take it from your plate?”
“Was this the first time your girlfriend mused about a T=Rex threesome, or is this a recurring theme for her?”
And then it dawns on you. “Michael S” is not trying to help you with your multifaceted T=Rex “issues”, —-He IS A FUCKING T-REX, Bucko! Just trying to neutralize our carefully orchestrated defenses! The BASTARD! The NERVE! You can keep your friendly “advice”, partner—-I’m keeping my T-Rex defenses for myself and my guiding voices that live in the television. No more helpful hints for you, you stinking T-Rex/human impostor.

]]> By: Chubby Grannies Chubby Blonde Mature Chubby Mature Thumbs http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-9678 Chubby Grannies Chubby Blonde Mature Chubby Mature Thumbs Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:54:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-9678 <strong>Chubby Grannies Chubby Blonde Mature Chubby Mature Thumbs...</strong> I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view... Chubby Grannies Chubby Blonde Mature Chubby Mature Thumbs…

I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view…

]]> By: Alicia http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-4632 Alicia Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:38:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-4632 My sons name is Max....(short for maximus)....I shall never go swimming again...THANKS CRACKED!!!!! My sons name is Max….(short for maximus)….I shall never go swimming again…THANKS CRACKED!!!!!

]]> By: sable agamok http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-3786 sable agamok Wed, 26 Dec 2007 06:17:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-3786 is it possible that the majority of people who left comments about this are not these sentient animals within them selves? the dark lord mays't be onto something; have you ever felt the deep instinct in ownes soul that they have not been on this earth not once but many times? not just our former forms but ther ehave been worlds built upon worlds in this midball we call earth. may we not think that maybe for a moment thier were not senient beings before man? why are you so attracted to this one spieces yet have had dreams and visions and have travelled through time in your minds eye the subconcious in which the concious mind cannot read...or comprehend the rest of the 90% of perfection your brains so harness the power to reach? why do i have dreams of hunting?....feel the need to flex my fingers like a cat yet suddenly feel as one with nature and all other things have come to the understanding that within ones self only then can they view the real observatiojn of what the world time and space really is ware beyond the senses.. and yet so precetive to the ones that are primative with in onesself what is it that makes us FEEL emathic to being one creature in ones body unknown to the one we care now and yet our guide tells us there have been worlds among us within demesnsion of 27 we will triencarnater in some not as the same but in different times and places different worlds with in many galaxies the universe may be infiinete this we alread know deep down inside by usin gour brains and feeling with our hearts at the same time with out the proof of science yet adavanced enough which preseants a flaw in some of our logic we evolve to fast just as they did knowing nothing was forever yet nothing was everything you may have dreams of being a soilder fightig the world war maybe even the cival war perhaps a peasant in a castle perhaps in a dark place or beingmothered by a spiecves you do not know perhaps on another world or (( that s tar you see in the night sky feels like home as you are no.w in this time )) i can't go on really beacsue i know too much. just enjoy the time you are here and make the most of iot every chance we have is a test but we are all immmortal in the end.... is it possible that the majority of people who left comments about this are not these sentient animals within them selves? the dark lord mays’t be onto something; have you ever felt the deep instinct in ownes soul that they have not been on this earth not once but many times? not just our former forms but ther ehave been worlds built upon worlds in this midball we call earth. may we not think that maybe for a moment thier were not senient beings before man? why are you so attracted to this one spieces yet have had dreams and visions and have travelled through time in your minds eye the subconcious in which the concious mind cannot read…or comprehend the rest of the 90% of perfection your brains so harness the power to reach? why do i have dreams of hunting?….feel the need to flex my fingers like a cat yet suddenly feel as one with nature and all other things have come to the understanding that within ones self only then can they view the real observatiojn of what the world time and space really is ware beyond the senses.. and yet so precetive to the ones that are primative with in onesself what is it that makes us FEEL emathic to being one creature in ones body unknown to the one we care now and yet our guide tells us there have been worlds among us within demesnsion of 27 we will triencarnater in some not as the same but in different times and places different worlds with in many galaxies the universe may be infiinete this we alread know deep down inside by usin gour brains and feeling with our hearts at the same time with out the proof of science yet adavanced enough which preseants a flaw in some of our logic we evolve to fast just as they did knowing nothing was forever yet nothing was everything you may have dreams of being a soilder fightig the world war maybe even the cival war perhaps a peasant in a castle perhaps in a dark place or beingmothered by a spiecves you do not know perhaps on another world or (( that s tar you see in the night sky feels like home as you are no.w in this time )) i can’t go on really beacsue i know too much. just enjoy the time you are here and make the most of iot every chance we have is a test but we are all immmortal in the end….

]]> By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-2818 FollicleMan Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:12:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-2818 WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO?

]]> By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-2817 FollicleMan Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:12:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-2817 You find yourself forced to engage in demented mind games with a T-Rex who is systematically killing off your friends and family as you look on, horrified. He seems able to predict your every move, and yet no one else believes he exists. Through a gross misunderstanding, a policeman shoots you square in the head. Yet somehow, you survive. That would be impossible, unless your skull was as thick as a Phalanx shield. Then, suddenly, it dawns on you... YOU ARE THE FUCKING T-REX. You find yourself forced to engage in demented mind games with a T-Rex who is systematically killing off your friends and family as you look on, horrified. He seems able to predict your every move, and yet no one else believes he exists. Through a gross misunderstanding, a policeman shoots you square in the head. Yet somehow, you survive. That would be impossible, unless your skull was as thick as a Phalanx shield. Then, suddenly, it dawns on you… YOU ARE THE FUCKING T-REX.

]]> By: squaresquare http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-1943 squaresquare Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:33:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-1943 You are at the grocery store. To a woman you make a joke that is very typical of your sense of humor. She laughs in a way that shows that she really GETS IT. You look her in the eyes (eyes that you notice are really attractive), she returns the eye-looking, and before you know it you realize you have been gazing into each others eyes for a stretch of minutes. AND SOMETHING HAS REALLY BEEN COMMUNICATED THERE! You feel that you want to stuff this woman so full of babies that by the time they all get out of her some of them will be grown up and about to have babies of thier own. Later at a bar you make a joke about T-Rex's and their funny little arms. Quickly the magic comes to a stop and she says to you coldly "My little brother is a T-Rex, I had to take care of him growing up because my parents were ashamed of his little arms." WHAT DO YOU DO? You are at the grocery store. To a woman you make a joke that is very typical of your sense of humor. She laughs in a way that shows that she really GETS IT. You look her in the eyes (eyes that you notice are really attractive), she returns the eye-looking, and before you know it you realize you have been gazing into each others eyes for a stretch of minutes. AND SOMETHING HAS REALLY BEEN COMMUNICATED THERE! You feel that you want to stuff this woman so full of babies that by the time they all get out of her some of them will be grown up and about to have babies of thier own.
Later at a bar you make a joke about T-Rex’s and their funny little arms. Quickly the magic comes to a stop and she says to you coldly “My little brother is a T-Rex, I had to take care of him growing up because my parents were ashamed of his little arms.” WHAT DO YOU DO?

]]> By: TheDarkLord http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-1685 TheDarkLord Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:02:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-1685 Ian...are you a T-Rex covering for the other T-Rexes who are not actually dead?? Ian…are you a T-Rex covering for the other T-Rexes who are not actually dead??

]]> By: bluesheep http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-1666 bluesheep Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:42:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/21/worst-case-scenario-t-rex-edition/#comment-1666 god im an asshole god im an asshole

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