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	<title>Comments on: Jude Is Never Having to Say You&#8217;re Sorry</title>
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		<title>By: eddie</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/jude-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry/#comment-2157</link>
		<dc:creator>eddie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what a joke! Someone just PSed his pictures to some hot nude pictures and then uploaded them to an onliine  site Sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking sugar babies site.. so it says he is looking for a sugar mommy... haha.. 
a little bit ridiculous!!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what a joke! Someone just PSed his pictures to some hot nude pictures and then uploaded them to an onliine  site Sugarmommymeet.. you know the site is a rich women seeking sugar babies site.. so it says he is looking for a sugar mommy&#8230; haha..<br />
a little bit ridiculous!!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 21:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He just can't get angry at anything any more.

I suppose if Jude Law played Carter instead of Stallone there'd be an uproar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He just can&#8217;t get angry at anything any more.</p>
<p>I suppose if Jude Law played Carter instead of Stallone there&#8217;d be an uproar.</p>
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		<title>By: Gladstone</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/jude-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry/#comment-1586</link>
		<dc:creator>Gladstone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 03:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i guess Caine wasn't too mad. Law is reprising another Caine part: his role in Sleuth. While Caine plays the old Laurence Olivier role.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i guess Caine wasn&#8217;t too mad. Law is reprising another Caine part: his role in Sleuth. While Caine plays the old Laurence Olivier role.</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/jude-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry/#comment-1520</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 22:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still haven't gotten over the remake of Alfie.

Fuck you Jude Law. Michael Cain is old and geriatric and he'd still knock seven bells of shit out of you for your portrayal of one of his best characters.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still haven&#8217;t gotten over the remake of Alfie.</p>
<p>Fuck you Jude Law. Michael Cain is old and geriatric and he&#8217;d still knock seven bells of shit out of you for your portrayal of one of his best characters.</p>
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		<title>By: Jamie Noir</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/jude-is-never-having-to-say-youre-sorry/#comment-1517</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie Noir</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But in that same interview Jude swore he'd never cheat again. Because it was wrong? Because it might upset his girlfriend? Because it set a bad example for his kids? No, no and no again. Because it was too much of a drag for him when it gets in the papers. He truly is a massive cock.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But in that same interview Jude swore he&#8217;d never cheat again. Because it was wrong? Because it might upset his girlfriend? Because it set a bad example for his kids? No, no and no again. Because it was too much of a drag for him when it gets in the papers. He truly is a massive cock.</p>
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		<title>By: KickItKitsune</title>
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		<dc:creator>KickItKitsune</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if people wouldn't be more accepting of his filandering ways if the nanny hadn't been a bit more toothsome? 

(Though from the pictures I've seen, she doesn't look portly-- if anything, rather average. Though, maybe being totally average is a bigger insult nowadays? I mean, even Lyle Lovett was able to wrangle that ginger-haired bottom-feeding suction eel...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if people wouldn&#8217;t be more accepting of his filandering ways if the nanny hadn&#8217;t been a bit more toothsome? </p>
<p>(Though from the pictures I&#8217;ve seen, she doesn&#8217;t look portly&#8211; if anything, rather average. Though, maybe being totally average is a bigger insult nowadays? I mean, even Lyle Lovett was able to wrangle that ginger-haired bottom-feeding suction eel&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonathan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jude Law is a douchebag.  That said, if I were him I'd bone everyone I could too.  I do it now, and if I get caught I'd damn well better express regret; must be nice to get a celebrity "get out of jail free" card.  With him he's so bored boning all the hottest poon in the world he's resorted to portly nannies just for a change of pace.  Asshole.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jude Law is a douchebag.  That said, if I were him I&#8217;d bone everyone I could too.  I do it now, and if I get caught I&#8217;d damn well better express regret; must be nice to get a celebrity &#8220;get out of jail free&#8221; card.  With him he&#8217;s so bored boning all the hottest poon in the world he&#8217;s resorted to portly nannies just for a change of pace.  Asshole.</p>
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