Comments on: Crippled Fembots and Your Mom in the Bone Zone: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:02:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: How to pick up women http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5728 How to pick up women Sat, 19 Jan 2008 13:36:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-5728 <strong>how to pick up women easily...</strong> how to pick up women the right way... how to pick up women easily…

how to pick up women the right way…

]]> By: roleat http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2204 roleat Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:06:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2204 WHY DID YOU DO THIS FOR IT'S HURT? bot - "I do not like it when you touch my breasts." inventor - "This is basically for my hobby...I try to mimic human behaviour." WHY DID YOU DO THIS FOR IT’S HURT?

bot - “I do not like it when you touch my breasts.”
inventor - “This is basically for my hobby…I try to mimic human behaviour.”

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1583 Andy Pants Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:22:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1583 Wait a minute I thought of something else... The first canadian android to make a public appearance? What about Stephen Harper? Heh. Wait a minute I thought of something else…

The first canadian android to make a public appearance? What about Stephen Harper?

Heh.

]]> By: Andy Pants http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1582 Andy Pants Thu, 22 Nov 2007 02:20:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1582 She cancels your movie reservations WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! She cancels your movie reservations WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1545 Nick Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:35:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1545 It's pretty amazing. It's not easy to program optical character recognition (to be able to read) or image recognition (to recognize faces). I've done some programming with both. It's pretty good he did that out of his basement. I like the swipe it took at him when he grabbed her breast, though I think the response would have been more like "don't touch me you pervert" followed by a swift kick to the balls. It’s pretty amazing. It’s not easy to program optical character recognition (to be able to read) or image recognition (to recognize faces). I’ve done some programming with both. It’s pretty good he did that out of his basement. I like the swipe it took at him when he grabbed her breast, though I think the response would have been more like “don’t touch me you pervert” followed by a swift kick to the balls.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1544 Nick Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:32:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1544 If you program it to feel and/or express pain it will act like a human in situations were it needs to. For example, if it was cooking and it placed it's hand on a hot stove it would know to pull away instead of melt to the heating coils. If you program it to feel and/or express pain it will act like a human in situations were it needs to. For example, if it was cooking and it placed it’s hand on a hot stove it would know to pull away instead of melt to the heating coils.

]]> By: GMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1543 GMan Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:17:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1543 Why programme a robot to feel (or at least espress) pain? Why? Why programme a robot to feel (or at least espress) pain?

Why?

]]> By: Flub http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1515 Flub Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:18:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1515 I can't tell you how many times a robot has told me, "I do not like it when you touch my breasts." They never mean it. I can’t tell you how many times a robot has told me, “I do not like it when you touch my breasts.” They never mean it.

]]> By: Pistol Whip http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1513 Pistol Whip Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:02:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1513 Idea! You know Mr. Insomniac Intimacyphobe from yesterday? You have my permish to give him my mom's number. I predict a boneless and skinless happily ever after! BAM: TWO PROBLEMS SOLVED. You're welcome! Idea! You know Mr. Insomniac Intimacyphobe from yesterday? You have my permish to give him my mom’s number. I predict a boneless and skinless happily ever after! BAM: TWO PROBLEMS SOLVED. You’re welcome!

]]> By: apocowarg http://www.cracked.com/blog/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1511 apocowarg Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:57:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/20/crippled-fembots-and-your-mom-in-the-bone-zone-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1511 and a heart. and a heart.

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