Comments on: Arabs, Lions and Spooning a Houseplant: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:59:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Jonathan http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1456 Jonathan Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:49:38 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1456 TIRED, don't try the sleeping with a raw side of beef thing if you also have a pet lion. TIRED, don’t try the sleeping with a raw side of beef thing if you also have a pet lion.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1433 Nick Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:56:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1433 While a cat dropping farts so noxious you have to leave the room is indeed funny and could be considered manly, I hope you named him something like "Killer." Our first family pet was named "Lovey." Named after the old guy's pet name for the old woman on Gilligan's Island. Way to go, mom.... "Oh, that's your cat? What's her name?" "Lovey" "Lovey? HAHAHAHAHA" At which point I had to frown in shame. Though in my cat's defense she was abused before she lived as a stray for a good amount of time (1-2 years) without front claws, then lived 14-15 years. The last 2 of which she had cancer. We put her down after the lump got to the size of the grapefruit and it took her 30 minutes to pass after she was injected. We should have just given her a better name. Sorry... nastalgia. I miss my cat. While a cat dropping farts so noxious you have to leave the room is indeed funny and could be considered manly, I hope you named him something like “Killer.”

Our first family pet was named “Lovey.” Named after the old guy’s pet name for the old woman on Gilligan’s Island. Way to go, mom….

“Oh, that’s your cat? What’s her name?” “Lovey” “Lovey? HAHAHAHAHA” At which point I had to frown in shame.

Though in my cat’s defense she was abused before she lived as a stray for a good amount of time (1-2 years) without front claws, then lived 14-15 years. The last 2 of which she had cancer. We put her down after the lump got to the size of the grapefruit and it took her 30 minutes to pass after she was injected. We should have just given her a better name.

Sorry… nastalgia. I miss my cat.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1432 Ross Wolinsky Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:17:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1432 My cat drops farts so noxious you have to leave the room. If that ain't manly, I don't know what is. My cat drops farts so noxious you have to leave the room.

If that ain’t manly, I don’t know what is.

]]> By: KickItKitsune http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1431 KickItKitsune Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:15:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1431 Here in Canada, we often bring dangerous animals to Stagette parties. Such as beavers. Because really-- who doesn't want to wrestle a water-dwelling rodent while drunk, scantily clad and screaming, "Do another slippery nipple shooter off my chest, you bastard!" ? No one. That's who. Here in Canada, we often bring dangerous animals to Stagette parties. Such as beavers.

Because really– who doesn’t want to wrestle a water-dwelling rodent while drunk, scantily clad and screaming, “Do another slippery nipple shooter off my chest, you bastard!” ?

No one. That’s who.

]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1430 Ross Mon, 19 Nov 2007 20:09:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1430 I don't have a lion, but I do have a very big cat who basically eats anything you give him and fights with dogs. I consider that manly. I don’t have a lion, but I do have a very big cat who basically eats anything you give him and fights with dogs.

I consider that manly.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1419 Nick Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:14:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/arabs-lions-and-sharing-a-bed-with-a-houseplant-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1419 I wish I could have a lion for a pet. That'd be awesome. Not only could you call it Liono and put a thundercat's medallion around it's neck, but no one would ever try to rob you.... <b> cause you have a fuckin' lion. </b> "I use a gun to protect myself" "Really, well I have a fuckin' lion." Also, you can't be a guy and have a cat for a pet really without looking kind of like a wuss. But, a lion is a pet cat you could have that no one could ever joke you for because it's a fuckin' lion. I wish I could have a lion for a pet. That’d be awesome. Not only could you call it Liono and put a thundercat’s medallion around it’s neck, but no one would ever try to rob you…. cause you have a fuckin’ lion. “I use a gun to protect myself” “Really, well I have a fuckin’ lion.”

Also, you can’t be a guy and have a cat for a pet really without looking kind of like a wuss. But, a lion is a pet cat you could have that no one could ever joke you for because it’s a fuckin’ lion.

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