Comments on: Apparently, All the Interesting Dinosaurs Have Been Discovered http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:35:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: DP13 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-40905 DP13 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:44:48 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-40905 Velociraptors you could take down with a shotgun. Like, ACTUAL Velociraptors. Not the JP ones. 12 gage probably would be the best. They're easy. Unless of course they get lightsabers. Then we're fucked. T-Rex... RPGs. Blow big chunks out of the bastards. Doesn't matter if there's 4-5 dinosaurs, because as long as you have 2 or more RPG launchers, you can take them all.... Again, unless they get lightsabers. Velociraptors you could take down with a shotgun. Like, ACTUAL Velociraptors. Not the JP ones. 12 gage probably would be the best. They’re easy. Unless of course they get lightsabers. Then we’re fucked.

T-Rex… RPGs. Blow big chunks out of the bastards. Doesn’t matter if there’s 4-5 dinosaurs, because as long as you have 2 or more RPG launchers, you can take them all…. Again, unless they get lightsabers.

]]> By: borsniel http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-37774 borsniel Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:11:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-37774 well guy lets stop looking at the dinosaurs as if they were movie monsters. for one t-rex can see you when your not mving. also climb into a log. the t-rex's servival instincts will kick in and it will probly leave you alone to avoid injury to its self sence your only a small snack to it. the exspection to this rule would be if you were near is nest. its theroized they were worse than bears when it came to protecting their young. next the rptor would follow you no matter where you hid and like the t-rex could out run you hith ease. also you are a small meal to a raptor so it would want you. next fire arms vs dinosaurs. raptor skin was like cow hide but their hollow bones and small frame would make it easy to kill wih modren day mid to high calibier weaponrey. for raptors i would recamend any rifle calibier .308 or greater in size. for hand guns a magnum higher than .357 or a .45 ACP. personly though if i were fighting raptors id be using a M14 chamberd in .308 and the smith and wession .500 magnum revolver. now a ginst a t-rex you might as well poke it with a stick if you plan on using somthing lower than a .50, and dont even bothe with a pistol. its skull wuold be about X15 times harder than that of the cape bufflo. if you hunt large game in you know those guys are tough as nails. for a t-rex i would recamendsetting up a tower 80ft above the ground and using a BOYS anti .55 calibier anti tank rifle from WW1 or an RPG/TOW misslie system. also dont count on a t-rex being alone. packs of them have been found together consisting of up to 4 or 5 of the dinosaurs. being about a hundred times more dangrous than any creature on earth today i would stay away from them if they were ever reserecurted. well guy lets stop looking at the dinosaurs as if they were movie monsters. for one t-rex can see you when your not mving. also climb into a log. the t-rex’s servival instincts will kick in and it will probly leave you alone to avoid injury to its self sence your only a small snack to it. the exspection to this rule would be if you were near is nest. its theroized they were worse than bears when it came to protecting their young. next the rptor would follow you no matter where you hid and like the t-rex could out run you hith ease. also you are a small meal to a raptor so it would want you. next fire arms vs dinosaurs. raptor skin was like cow hide but their hollow bones and small frame would make it easy to kill wih modren day mid to high calibier weaponrey. for raptors i would recamend any rifle calibier .308 or greater in size. for hand guns a magnum higher than .357 or a .45 ACP. personly though if i were fighting raptors id be using a M14 chamberd in .308 and the smith and wession .500 magnum revolver. now a ginst a t-rex you might as well poke it with a stick if you plan on using somthing lower than a .50, and dont even bothe with a pistol. its skull wuold be about X15 times harder than that of the cape bufflo. if you hunt large game in you know those guys are tough as nails. for a t-rex i would recamendsetting up a tower 80ft above the ground and using a BOYS anti .55 calibier anti tank rifle from WW1 or an RPG/TOW misslie system. also dont count on a t-rex being alone. packs of them have been found together consisting of up to 4 or 5 of the dinosaurs. being about a hundred times more dangrous than any creature on earth today i would stay away from them if they were ever reserecurted.

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]]> By: wapSpawFoge http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-12564 wapSpawFoge Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:49:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-12564 I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links: I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well. But it was interesting! Look for some my links:

]]> By: FollicleMan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-2816 FollicleMan Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:54:15 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-2816 phTheDude: The debate as to whether T-Rex was a hunter or scavenger is as yet unresolved. Fingers crossed, my friend. Bluesheep: It was actually stegosaurus that had a walnut-sized brain. T-Rex's brain was bigger than ours (still pretty small for it's body size, but Rex wasn't no dumbass). By the way, velociraptors may be tiny, but their relatives Deinonychus cut a stature closer to those badass motherfuckers in JP. And then of course, there was Utahraptor: eye level with Yao Ming, 23 ft long, with claws on their feet longer than your hand. And don't forget, they hunt in packs. phTheDude: The debate as to whether T-Rex was a hunter or scavenger is as yet unresolved. Fingers crossed, my friend.

Bluesheep: It was actually stegosaurus that had a walnut-sized brain. T-Rex’s brain was bigger than ours (still pretty small for it’s body size, but Rex wasn’t no dumbass).

By the way, velociraptors may be tiny, but their relatives Deinonychus cut a stature closer to those badass motherfuckers in JP. And then of course, there was Utahraptor: eye level with Yao Ming, 23 ft long, with claws on their feet longer than your hand. And don’t forget, they hunt in packs.

]]> By: Stefan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-2658 Stefan Sun, 09 Dec 2007 13:21:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-2658 Fucking anakin killing all the goddamn jedi... now we have no hope. Fucking anakin killing all the goddamn jedi… now we have no hope.

]]> By: cutsman. http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1744 cutsman. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:12:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1744 Sorry for the double post. Sorry for the double post.

]]> By: cutsman. http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1743 cutsman. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:11:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1743 What if the velociraptors had lightsabers? THEN WHAT WOULD WE FUCKING DO ? What if the velociraptors had lightsabers? THEN WHAT WOULD WE FUCKING DO ?

]]> By: cutsman. http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1741 cutsman. Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:09:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1741 What if dinosaurs had lightsabers? Then what would we fucking do? What if dinosaurs had lightsabers? Then what would we fucking do?

]]> By: phTheDude http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1726 phTheDude Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:20:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/19/apparently-all-the-interesting-dinosaurs-have-been-discovered/#comment-1726 Didn't it come out a couple of years ago that the T-Rex was actually a carrion eater? Like a vulture? Which is... kinda lame really. Re: Pete: The size of Turkeys? Also kind of lame. I agree with you however, an 8 foot scorpion is totally badass. Didn’t it come out a couple of years ago that the T-Rex was actually a carrion eater? Like a vulture?

Which is… kinda lame really.

Re: Pete:
The size of Turkeys? Also kind of lame. I agree with you however, an 8 foot scorpion is totally badass.

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