Comments on: Jersey Bros, Phantom Time and Yet Another Open Call For Letters: The Friday Nooner (EST)!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:56:10 +0000

As someone who was born and bred in NJ, I can tell you 99% of those “Jersey Guys” that act that way are indeed transplanted New Yorkers. Dear Lord they are obnoxious and clog up our damn state. And brain surgeons they are not-lets pay $8 in tolls and waste who knows how much in gas and come to NJ to save $3 on sales tax.

By: Ross

Ross — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:50:58 +0000

‘The Early Middle Ages (614-911 AD) never happened. It is currently the year 1710.’

That would explain Amish Country.

SUUUWISHH!

By: Rory

Rory — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:43:24 +0000

As Van Wilder himself once said, “There definitely wasn’t a middle ages… Why? Just ‘Cuz!”

By: Daniel O'Brien

Daniel O'Brien — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 19:14:10 +0000

As a native Jerseyan, I feel it’s my right to defend our motherfuckin’ state, bro, because you don’t even know, so don’t even pretend you do.
Honestly, we’re not all as dumb as you thi- Oh fuck, I just stabbed myself in the eye with a hot dog. Can someone call my family?

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:47:53 +0000

the best part about this video is at the end when you see that they are driving a hyundai.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:20:10 +0000

Sorry Ross. Point taken. The conspiracy section was just better fodder for talking about. There’s not much more about the Jersey Brother’s you can say other than they’re stupid. I thought my remark about basically wishing they would die so they couldn’t procreate was enough to iterate that point. But, the conspiracy to hide a conspiracy that is ulitmate phantom time theory would be fun and relative to the post. The fact it does have a religious basis is coinscidental.

But, yes, the Jersey bros are stupid and I hope and don’t care if they die because:
1.) though they do not directly affect me, they could create more that could potentially affect me and my plans to take over the world via deadly tesla coils or creating and becoming the head of my own religion
2.) they are not part of my monkeysphere, and, to paraphrase Ron White, I’m 3rd generation don’t give a fuck about them

By: Ross Wolinsky

Ross Wolinsky — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:59:50 +0000

Also, Jersey bros are stupid.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:53:59 +0000

The same disclaimer as noted above applies to this: also noteworthy to add is the early creationists’ belief that any evidence of evolution, etc is a conspiracy by the devil himself. So, we have here the ultimate conspiracy: a conspiracy that is being hidden via a conspiracy being run by Satan. Probability: definite. You may not know it, but not agreeing with the early creationists means you are in fact the devil himself as well. So, don’t listen to me because telling you this, in fact, means I am Satan himself.

By: Ian Cooper

Ian Cooper — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:52:27 +0000

Did you know that bananas believe that Banana God made them in His own image? It’s a fact.

By: Nick

Nick — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:42:46 +0000

The only thing that would have made that video better is to see them sideswiped by an 18-wheeler so that’d I’d have the piece of mind that people like that wouldn’t be able to make more people like that.

As far as phantom time theories go though a few hundred years is pretty weak. DISCLAIMER: I’m not trying to start a religious debate or anything I’m simply stating this as a fact about what this group of people believe because this does make them the proprieters of the most massive phantom time thoery conspiracy. I already said my 2 cents about religion in the Banana/god’s existence/athiest’s nightmare blog. That being said…..

Early creationist christians believe that the world was created in 4004 BC so their phantom time theory is losing BILLIONS of years of time.