Comments on: Rapping Groundhogs, Reptilian Shape-Shifters and An Open Call For Letters: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 06:39:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: http://defibrillators.com-discounts.net http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14361 http://defibrillators.com-discounts.net Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:10:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-14361 <strong>http://defibrillators.com-discounts.net...</strong> External Defibrillators used in hotels, schools, and fire stations have been recalled after 3 reported incidents of failure. Customers were notified by letter of the recall. The recall affects all Lifeline AED and ReviveR AED automatic external defibri... http://defibrillators.com-discounts.net...

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]]> By: Joel http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1488 Joel Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:48:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1488 oh yeah, maggie's stepdad totally loves those reptoids, and he has these crazy pennies sealed in some sort of shiny plastic that keep away evil spirits too! oh yeah, maggie’s stepdad totally loves those reptoids, and he has these crazy pennies sealed in some sort of shiny plastic that keep away evil spirits too!

]]> By: Ren http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1368 Ren Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:32:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1368 I apologize for that video on behalf of Pennsylvania. I don't know why we love groundhogs so much. I apologize for that video on behalf of Pennsylvania. I don’t know why we love groundhogs so much.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1307 Nick Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:31:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1307 Apparently I hit a nerve. Hopefully, you didn't have a heart attack, but if you did then don't worry too much. I'm trained in using an AED (portable defibrillator) because I used to be a lifeguard. I mean, I'd save you so you can keep posting funny stuff for me to read while I should be working... cause, you know... I'm at work. Apparently I hit a nerve. Hopefully, you didn’t have a heart attack, but if you did then don’t worry too much. I’m trained in using an AED (portable defibrillator) because I used to be a lifeguard. I mean, I’d save you so you can keep posting funny stuff for me to read while I should be working… cause, you know… I’m at work.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1304 Ross Wolinsky Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:01:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1304 There will be no more talking about Van Wilder in the comments. Period. Capiche? There will be no more talking about Van Wilder in the comments. Period. Capiche?

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1298 Nick Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:39:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1298 But, now this makes you wonder why Ross would know. Either he hooked up with a burner or had a heart attack. If it was the former, I offer the advice of Van Wilder: remember to always check on the quality of the turf before stepping out onto the playing field. Go to the campus health office and see Stu. Tell him Van sent you. And don't thank him... thank penecillin. But, now this makes you wonder why Ross would know. Either he hooked up with a burner or had a heart attack. If it was the former, I offer the advice of Van Wilder: remember to always check on the quality of the turf before stepping out onto the playing field. Go to the campus health office and see Stu. Tell him Van sent you. And don’t thank him… thank penecillin.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1297 Nick Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:31:06 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1297 Gotta agree with Ross on that one. If it hurts when you piss you should be taking antibiotics. Defibrillation is the correction of certain types of heart rhythms... asystole and the like. That is, the electrical impulsing in the heart are scrwed up and not firing in a proper order making it impossible for the heart to pump blood. These are usually called fibrillations and happen during heart attacks and such, hence de-fibrillation. So, when you hear on those medical shows the person yell "clear," they're using the defibrillator to reset the heart into a normal rhythem. So, a lyric about a nurse so hot your heart would stop would probably work pretty well. Gotta agree with Ross on that one. If it hurts when you piss you should be taking antibiotics. Defibrillation is the correction of certain types of heart rhythms… asystole and the like. That is, the electrical impulsing in the heart are scrwed up and not firing in a proper order making it impossible for the heart to pump blood. These are usually called fibrillations and happen during heart attacks and such, hence de-fibrillation. So, when you hear on those medical shows the person yell “clear,” they’re using the defibrillator to reset the heart into a normal rhythem.

So, a lyric about a nurse so hot your heart would stop would probably work pretty well.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1278 Ross Wolinsky Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:33:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1278 That rhymes, but it's not medically accurate. Trust me. That rhymes, but it’s not medically accurate. Trust me.

]]> By: Mehh http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1275 Mehh Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:00:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1275 The nurse is a bitch, the way she acts, the kids'll hate her If it hurts when you piss, you should use a defibrillator The nurse is a bitch, the way she acts, the kids’ll hate her
If it hurts when you piss, you should use a defibrillator

]]> By: Nathan Isherwood http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1270 Nathan Isherwood Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:52:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/15/rapping-groundhogs-reptilian-shape-shifters-and-an-open-call-for-letters-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-1270 I hate the fact that you posted about reptoids without referencing the amazing mini-series V. V! I hate the fact that you posted about reptoids without referencing the amazing mini-series V.

V!

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