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]]> By: kuan http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1111 kuan Tue, 13 Nov 2007 06:02:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1111 The Kwaanza suggestion was the best. laughed pretty hard. The Kwaanza suggestion was the best. laughed pretty hard.

]]> By: Lauren http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1102 Lauren Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:59:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1102 They should get some sort of tie-in with various wide-release movies. You know, Willy Wonka : Everlasting Gobstoppers, What's Eating Gilbert Grape : self-titled, Super Troopers : marijuana, anything by Eli Roth : cornea fluids They should get some sort of tie-in with various wide-release movies. You know, Willy Wonka : Everlasting Gobstoppers, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape : self-titled, Super Troopers : marijuana, anything by Eli Roth : cornea fluids

]]> By: Michael Swaim http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1100 Michael Swaim Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:44:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1100 I'm hoping the liquid dogfood description wasn't found on Jones' own website, but I wouldn't be surprised. They really push the morbid curiosity factor. I’m hoping the liquid dogfood description wasn’t found on Jones’ own website, but I wouldn’t be surprised. They really push the morbid curiosity factor.

]]> By: Lauren http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1099 Lauren Tue, 13 Nov 2007 03:43:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1099 Catholic Holidays Sampler Pack: communion wafer, Juicy Juice (the grape kind), inherited sense of shame Catholic Holidays Sampler Pack: communion wafer, Juicy Juice (the grape kind), inherited sense of shame

]]> By: Anthony http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1098 Anthony Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:41:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1098 These flavors are just not exotic enough for me. I wish Jones could fit my needs. Im not saying that Dr. Martin Luther King wasn't good, tasted a bit like the Dr. Pepper with a hint of buckshot, but that concentrated civil rights leader was not on par with my needs. When I say exotic, I mean exotic. What I need is anaconda flavored soda, and no not anaconda in the sir-mix-a-lot sense of the word but in the Jennifer Lopez menacing way. Also I would like concentrated President Theodore Roosevelt, because I've got a feeling Teddy soda would be thick, musty, and mustachioed. Now if you'll excuse me I need to plan for total domination of the Jones Factory. Also I need to plan how to get out of my parents basement. These flavors are just not exotic enough for me. I wish Jones could fit my needs. Im not saying that Dr. Martin Luther King wasn’t good, tasted a bit like the Dr. Pepper with a hint of buckshot, but that concentrated civil rights leader was not on par with my needs. When I say exotic, I mean exotic. What I need is anaconda flavored soda, and no not anaconda in the sir-mix-a-lot sense of the word but in the Jennifer Lopez menacing way.
Also I would like concentrated President Theodore Roosevelt, because I’ve got a feeling Teddy soda would be thick, musty, and mustachioed.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to plan for total domination of the Jones Factory. Also I need to plan how to get out of my parents basement.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1092 Nick Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:40:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1092 I drink like 2-3 cans of soda a day (it's my coffee), and if I ever drank some of those, I think I'd puke my stomach out. No, not the contents of my stomach. I mean literally my stomach would be so offended that I tried to put something like that into it that it would burst out like the alien and run away. It would then decide to hunt down the makers of the soda and spit stomach acid on them. Yada Yada Yada. I drink like 2-3 cans of soda a day (it’s my coffee), and if I ever drank some of those, I think I’d puke my stomach out. No, not the contents of my stomach. I mean literally my stomach would be so offended that I tried to put something like that into it that it would burst out like the alien and run away. It would then decide to hunt down the makers of the soda and spit stomach acid on them. Yada Yada Yada.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1089 Ross Wolinsky Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:03:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1089 I thought the Antacid soda thing was a joke. <a href="http://wiw.org/~jess/archives/2006/12/19/2006-jones-holiday-pack-taste-test/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Not so</a>, unfortunately. As for the turkey and gravy soda, according to that link, it "smelled like liquid dog food." Sounds great. I thought the Antacid soda thing was a joke. Not so, unfortunately.

As for the turkey and gravy soda, according to that link, it “smelled like liquid dog food.” Sounds great.

]]> By: ainsworth http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1087 ainsworth Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:57:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1087 Was turkey and gravy really good? I'm intrigued to say the least. Was turkey and gravy really good? I’m intrigued to say the least.

]]> By: Hunter http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1081 Hunter Mon, 12 Nov 2007 18:33:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/11/12/nothing-says-refreshment-quite-like-an-ice-cold-bottle-of-ham/#comment-1081 Jones already did candy corn for Halloween. Not only did the flavor prove the haters right (this coming from a candy corn fan), but I spilled a little and my hand was stained yellow for a week. That just ain't natural. Jones already did candy corn for Halloween. Not only did the flavor prove the haters right (this coming from a candy corn fan), but I spilled a little and my hand was stained yellow for a week. That just ain’t natural.

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